I crid :(

Phil would've been the last person to assume not only did he have the ability to find the answer to any question in the world, but more importantly, that the medium through which the answer gained was indeed not a mirror, 8 ball, or any flashy thing, but a crude box that reeked of the dust of the many years its been left untouched, with a small piece paper inside. Another confusing thing was how stressful this had made Phil. Having only one shot at asking any question in the world, of course you'd hesitate and reconsider almost anything you can think to ask it. You could ask for the meaning of life, your soulmate, when you'll die, or even if he would ever win the lotto.Phil had finally come to the conclusion what to ask, and he wrote the question on the paper and put it into the box

. "Who loves me?". A mundane question, yet cleverly nothing deep enough to mortify himself. Perhaps Phil could find his true love, for he was not a charmer. After re-opening the box, he went was shocked, yet he couldn't deny the box's answer--for it was completely true. On the paper, was written

'ur mum'