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Hi, Im a boy, and my brain is situated in my willy.
Ally
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia 
Ohhh, your so Purddddie. Stfu cunt.
love hurts. boys lie. friends cry. people die. parents yell. you always try. you're never good enough, and you don't know why.
I was born at a very young age, but I really don’t remember. Destined to be the only child in the family, I was obviously on the road to greatness as sharing a birthday with Marilyn Monroe - 1st of June.
I’m pretty sure you’re visiting this page because you’re either like
'OMG she shot me'
Or
'Oh it’s not a 10yr old boy' - sorry to disappoint.
I was going to write about my undying love for cake and turtles, but I decided this was more your fancy.
I'm apathetic to the point of being semi-conscious. I'm cynical, depraved and hateful. You won't like me. I don't mind, because I don't like you either. I don't like the way you aren't cleaning my clothes or making me a sammich. I don't like the way you fart and think it's cute or funny. I don't like the way you always look to the right whenever you change into 2nd gear. I don't like your face, your voice or that fucking look you give me that makes me want to eat your brains with a spoon.
I'm actually a very nice girl if you're not an absolute cretin. I don't kill people, I never raped someone, I'm not trying to overthrow any governments and I don't deal or partake in illegal substances. Be sure to relay that to the police if they ask about me.
I like rainbows and sunsets. I like long walks on the beach and in the rain, and I like listening to people.
I'm not religious, but I don't have a problem with those that are. It's not their fault that they're indoctrinated from birth into a cult with the sole intention of brainwashing as many people as possible.
I like Fairies. I search for peace, calm and enlightenment, and if you get in my way I'll murder your pets and mail them to you in pieces.
I have nice doctors. They keep trying to say that I'm bi-polar, that I have anxiety and anger issues, but I think I'm a very well-adjusted person. Even though they slander me, I bought one of them a Christmas present and a card, only partially to make up for sticking that paperclip in his eye.
Nineteen – Ally – Radelaide – I’m No Nerd
That special boy - he makes me smile.
PS3 - Allybear92 Im just G like that =]
LBP <3 FTW (FuckYeh LBP2)
My Dog, My Sister and My Best Friend Amber - They are my everything...
Havvvve you met my friend Ted? XD
Allys Team <3 
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South Australian LAN/Nilla Team *NOT Recruiting*
We formed this South Australian LAN Team to compete in such LAN's such as; Reloaded, Valhalla and other local LAN events. If War wanted with immortaL, Please let one of the clan members know as we could use the practice.
Clan tag is as follows:
immortaL.sa [Name Here]
http://www.reloadedlan.org/files/reloadedres.PNG
Well, this LAN team involves the following
Members:
Gavin "gav" Farley
Kyle "Niiggs" Ascough
Shaun "tEkNo" Hunt
Alister "dRONE" Fogarty
Ben "eJaK" Wilden
Scott "tiMpO" Paterson
David "Creat1ve" Elston
WINS/LOSSES: 1/0
#proximity
Result: WIN - 16-9
Sluts Required: 1 [bruiseR]
Clan: SK!LZ.G#
Result: WIN 16-0
Sluts Required: 1 [deejay:]
LAN WINS/LOSSES:
Clan: Rands |
Result: WIN 16-2
Shoutout; PuNiShER :)
LAN Achievements:
Reloaded V - 4th
Valhalla March 6th - 4th
Valhalla April 10th - 5th
Valhalla May 29 - 4th/5th
Still trying are best :)
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