This is a group for both beefy people and the people who like beefy people.

Too much does the media and pop-culture capitalize on skinny body features. On having the composure of a tiny twig.

Beefy people are not only more physically capable than that, but beefy people are also sexy people. You can't lie and you can't deny that. What says "I can support a healthy and functional family" like a bit of muscle-gut and a little flab to go with that muscle of yours?

It's scientifically proven that 100% of all beefy people perform ten times better in bed than 100% of all non-beefy people. That's right. Beefy people have amazing sex. You can't have amazing sex with twigs for legs and arms.

Beefy people are rightfully squishy--soft and cuddly enough for affectionate situations yet rock-hard underneath for every skinny motherfucker that gets in their way.

In short, beefy people are awesome, and all people who don't think so can piss off.