i have 8 center legs
Asi4n   Toronto, Ontario, Canada
 
 
Highest ping record: 82,647 (This is actully true)
I specialize in procrastinating

I only get D's if there is an M or Ph in front of it.
Currently Online
I spent too much time writing this
The Circlejerk

Asi4n feed
5unny's 10 inch
first name, middle name, last name
BotWorldOrder
Kore4n is gay
Phos4us is phat
Marsbars

The Asi4n27
This meme died

What are you playing?
I'm supposed to be playing Team Fortress 2 but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
It is the Asi4n27?
Yea, the Asi4n27.
Who's the Asi4n27?
Some say the Asi4n27 was the first Team Fortress 2 Player, born from █▀█ █▄█ ▀█▀
Some say the Asi4n27 can airshot better than b4nny.
And the worst part is, just when you get the 5k, just when you think you won the round, BANG! Just like that.

Status

Online: Trading, Watching YT, TF2 Nerd stuff, Game crash, etc.
Away: Eating, Family Stuff, afk
Snooze: Sleeping, Computer in Sleep Mode.
Busy: WORKING, DON'T MESSAGE ME. Unless it's really important.
Online Mobile: Chatting, Trading.

Times I'm Home

These are the times I will not be home, but I may still answer mobile, but not always. (excluding school). Please consider transportation and preparation time.

School Time - 8:00am to 3:30pm | Monday to Friday

Taekwondo - 7:45pm to 8:45pm | Monday, Wednesday, Thursday.

Swimming - 6:00pm to 9:00pm | Friday

Cadets - 6:15pm to 9:30pm | Tuesday

Piano Class - 2:00pm to 3:00pm | Saturday

Also note I have homework and I practice piano at least 1 hour per day.

About Me & Rules

Don't ask for free stuff.
Don't constantly spam me with messages or invites.
I know a phishing link when I see one.
Don't keep following me ingame and asking shit (I.e. stalking). I'll block you.
I'm a 15 year old male.
I am NOT always playing while in game, I go idle A LOT.
I'm live in Canada :D
If you wanna talk or play together, join my discord server.
I change my name every 5 minutes.
YES, I AM ASIAN.

Tech Specs

Too many people ask me for this.

Craptop (This is what I play on)

Windows 10 OS
4GB DDR3 RAM 1600MHz
750GB Hard Drive
64-bit OS, x64 bit processer
Intel Core i3-3120M 2.50 GHz w/ Integrated Intel HD 4000 Graphics
Model: Satellite L855-S5405
Toshiba

I'm planning to build a new computer by August 2018

Computer Peripherals

Steelseries QcK Large Mouse Pad
Razer Deathadder Chroma Mouse
Kingston HyperX Cloud II Headset w/ Noise Cancelling Microphone

Sensitivity

1600 DPI
Windows sensitivity 6/11

TF2
Ingame sensitivity 1.8
5.7 inches per 360

Master List of Links

UGC Profile [www.ugcleague.com]
ESEA Profile [play.esea.net]
Backpack.tf Profile [backpack.tf]

TF2 Trading

If you find good trades with me, leaving a +rep in the comments is much appreciated!

I'm not trading too much right now, but you can send me trades for donations or some shit.

CLICK HERE TO SEND TRADE OFFER
Not accepting trade hold.

Competitive Information

I main roamer soldier :)

I'm avaliable to ring for Silver/Open divisions or below. If I'm online ask me to ring! =)
I can only ring on weekends + Fridays if there is school.

Best to worst class.
Soldier>>Demo>>Scout>>Medic>>Pyro>>Spy>>Engie>>Sniper>>Heavy

If you come talk to me in mumble or any communication app, feel free to call me by Asian.

My discord server(ultiduo pugs): https://discord.gg/qZQYeaR

My Config (autoexec) [hastebin.com]

Highlander History

UGC Iron S18 Obese Cats
UGC Steel S19 Indubitable Sandbaggers in Steel

6v6 History

UGC Iron S20 Electro Swing
UGC Steel S22 The Xenons | 4th Place
UGC Silver S23 GRODD SQUAD

Frag Movies

Alone - A Frag Movie by HoldN (feat. Asi4n)
Frags by me, edited by HoldN.

Calling - TF2 Frag Movie
Few clips by me.

Highlights

A 6s Lobby
Ah, a good 6s lobby against my good friend trisco. (I corrected some of his spelling mistakes).

trisco: you dont deserve u fucking weaboo
trisco: U ARE A FUCKING GAY
trisco: actually fuck u
trisco: u r sooo bad
trisco: ur team is absolute cancer
trisco: WHAT IS HIT REG
trisco: FUCK U MOM
trisco: OMG CUT UR DICK OFF
trisco: i lagged when i attacked u
trisco: YOU ARE A FUCKING IODCITRP*
trisco: I HATE U

*I have no idea what this word is


Kore4n baiting his team again
The biggest bait I have seen.
Completely baits us into thinking he will play with us.

Asi4n: come play ultiduo with us
Kore4n: im busy
Kore4n: doing work
Asi4n: we need 1 more person
Asi4n: Just 1 round

~Kore4n is now playing Team Fortress 2~

Asi4n: ok, join discord
Kore4n: im doing homework, busy
Asi4n: WTF


Asi4n changes his mind
Vry gud

name: lets play 2v2 mge
Asi4n: no thats gay
Asi4n: ok I'll play

HoldN needs a ringer

HoldN: MAY NEED A RINGER FOR PREGAME
Asi4n: i hear ur phone
Asi4n: ring ringme'
HoldN: wHAT
HoldN: SHUT UP NIGGER
Asi4n: xd
HoldN: UR ON THE TEAM
HoldN: SUB NOT RING U RETARD

Log Highlights

3v3 Farm [logs.tf]
Asi4n pounds on 30 ping [logs.tf]
Soldier is besterest class [logs.tf]
First game of MediSwap [logs.tf]
FaceIT Farm [www.faceit.com]
MediFarm [logs.tf]
I'm Playing FarmIT [www.faceit.com]
When you carry so hard but you don't succeed [www.faceit.com]
4s FARM [logs.tf]
Broken logs are best logs [logs.tf]
2v2 is fun [logs.tf]
Poverty PUGs [logs.tf]
FaceIT is ez [www.faceit.com]





















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Recent Activity

3,196 hrs on record
last played on May 22
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last played on Apr 23
Coralton May 12 @ 6:09pm 
added about 6s
added for 6s pocket
Twigs Apr 14 @ 8:50pm 
added for 6s
Phos4us Apr 2 @ 4:50pm 
Made many people read this
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i have 8 center legs Jan 10 @ 5:30pm 
tfw you're almost at 3000 hours but you idled most of it