We're here to kick ass and chew sandvich. Luckily for you, we've got plenty of sandvich.

In 2009, a crack commando unit was sent to The Void by an administrator for a trolling they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security Teufort to the Antarctic under-ice. Today, still wanted by the administration, they survive as soldiers (and spies) of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you have minerals, maybe you can hire. . .

The Antarctic Avengers. Like the Arctic Avengers from Counter-Strike, but about 100 times more pwn. Crusty dwellers from the regions below 60°S, the Antarctic Avengers are a well rounded crew that can handle just about any situation, be it zerg invasion, capping points, fragging, fragging, fragging, or self defense against fruit. But why are you reading this? Because unless you have 1000 minerals, 750 gas, and 201 psi, you require more minerals. You require more vespene gas. You must construct additional pylons. So get on a freakin' point now, or nuclear launch detected.

(That freakin' penguin's a spy!)
(Naturally.)