Phendrana Drifts
Kai, the man of many avatars   Germany
 
 
[MULTI TRACK DRIFTING]

Admin on: GTAStunting(dot)net [www.gtastunting.net]

MAL (probably missing a lot of things) [myanimelist.net]

My vinebase [anooboi.tumblr.com]

My w33d ID, thank you based Marten-kun [puu.sh]

Currently Online
HAHA FUNNY MEMES
Asaaj | whitelist.tf: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/353896808124049633/35F5982CB0BCF0E2F88AE0B1BC59319935410EC1/
Bjørn Torske: another unusual? ill kill you. another golden weapon? ill move to sweden and become a clown nigger
Asaaj | whitelist.tf: become a clown nigger
Bjørn Torske: OH YE
Bjørn Torske: OFC LATTER
Asaaj | whitelist.tf: :v)
Bjørn Torske: U JUST HAD TO GET ANOHTER FUCKING 4TH OR STH YEAH NICE SEE YOU AT FUCK YOUJ
Bjørn Torske: (((((((((((((((
Asaaj | whitelist.tf: WELL IF I AINT GETTING PUSSY
Asaaj | whitelist.tf: ATLEAST ILL GET THAT MAD DOLLAR
Bjørn Torske: TOO MUCH
Bjørn Torske: MEANWHILE I GET SHIT MEMES
Asaaj | whitelist.tf: :-(

Piddox: https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11064824_10206983824890639_9171183413682532685_n.jpg?oh=aa677f297caa6a53b0af11bede22eb64&oe=56A78B6D
Piddox: SO GOOD
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: wtf is that on facebook
Piddox: yes
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: oh god
Piddox: hahaha
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: oh well that cant be helped
Piddox: you know how to please me
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: apperently
Piddox: hahaha
Piddox: that was meant for cherry
Piddox: and this is so out of context
Piddox: rofl
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: that sounded really shady
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: i didnt wanna say
Piddox: xDDD

L-GOD: Nigger
L-GOD: are u FUCKING DEAD
L-GOD: u missed so many memes from me
L-GOD: its actually unbelieveable
i have no 9gag and i must meme: yes i am on the verge of dying
L-GOD: wha
L-GOD: uh
L-GOD: um
L-GOD: you ok?
i have no 9gag and i must meme: no
L-GOD: why
L-GOD: whats going on
i have no 9gag and i must meme: i have a uncureable disease apperently
L-GOD: ?
L-GOD: thats not very informative
i have no 9gag and i must meme: i dont even know what its called
i have no 9gag and i must meme: but its really bad
L-GOD: what is it about
i have no 9gag and i must meme: anime
i have no 9gag and i must meme: :^)
L-GOD: i actually fucking thgouht
L-GOD: u were serious
L-GOD: for a second
i have no 9gag and i must meme: LOL
L-GOD: fuck u man

Ceejaey: I've heard asaaj's laugh IRL now. I can die happy

23:18 - ElazuL back home :(: asaaj has a fucking anime keyboard with anime girls on them and a protective semen shield on it


Sponsbob Vierkantbroek: horosho horosho
Sponsbob Vierkantbroek: damn
Sponsbob Vierkantbroek: i wanted to search your avatar for you
Sponsbob Vierkantbroek: but now i have to delete some of my browser history
Asaaj_ ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ merc?: LOL

Bubblebobbler.: I viewed someone's game info
Bubblebobbler.: and I saw your name
all aboard the moe plane ~: :D
Bubblebobbler.: oh I didn't finish
Bubblebobbler.: and yeah I was like
all aboard the moe plane ~: just beat stacked with a mixteam
Bubblebobbler.: 'I bet that's anoobis, nobody else is autistic enough to have a name like that'
all aboard the moe plane ~: wow :D
Bubblebobbler.: except muuki mb

Мартен-Чан: his environment thinks he is gay
Асаай-чан (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡: so you would marry me?~
Асаай-чан (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡: that is cute
Мартен-Чан is now Offline.
Мартен-Чан is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
Асаай-чан (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡: DONT GO OFFLINE NOW
Асаай-чан (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡: WOW
Асаай-чан (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡: i thought we had a moment
Асаай-чан (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡: ;-;
Мартен-Чан is now Online.
Мартен-Чан: well timed
Мартен-Чан: stupid internet
Асаай-чан (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡: I AM HUFFING AND PUFFING
Мартен-Чан: i meant a rich guy btw
Асаай-чан (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡: o-ok
Мартен-Чан: hehe
Мартен-Чан: :D
Мартен-Чан: aw
Мартен-Чан: i explained more about the closet hetero
Мартен-Чан: but internet didnt sent it
Мартен-Чан: i feel like i should get my nails done sometime
Мартен-Чан: something that is on my bucket list
Мартен-Чан: this conversation has been incredibly gay
Асаай-чан (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡: yes let's stop now

Paradime : i votekicked glorius because he/she came inside enemy spawn

moro: REINSTALL MY MOTHER

Phantom: WHY THE FUCK MY BOOKMARKS ARE SAVING IN PORNO FOLDER
Phantom: WHAT THE FUCK
Phantom: I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY TAKE THEM OUT OF IT
GET OUTTA THE CAR: because you are perverted as fuck

Menty mix/merccc: we fuck and have children

Menty: I love you asaaj
Menty: I would fucking
Menty: blow you

Menty: I just want the H-scenes
Menty: :^)
wage your war: LOL SPAST
Menty: buy it for me senpai
Menty: I'll suck your cock
wage your war: oh boy i didnt know it was that easy to get ones horn blown

Menty: I WANT
Menty: COCK
Menty: NOT
Menty: SCHOOL
Menty: FUCK

<NUT> Jäätis: tell me how do you manage to find such cute pics
<NUT> Jäätis: pls i need to know
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: uh
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: tumblr
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: fakku
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: you name it
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪: xd

when le kush hits you xd: ~
Phantom: I always wondered, is that a cum
Phantom: Or what's that supposed to mean
when le kush hits you xd: yes it is a cum
when le kush hits you xd: because japenese people are obsessed with semen
Phantom: I see
when le kush hits you xd: we like to call them semen demons

Menty: I just masturbated and my cum flew on my shoulder and face
Menty: so I had to shower
ℳ ℰ ! ℳ ℰ ! ℳ ℰ ! ℳ ℰ ! ℳ ℰ !: LEGIT?
Menty: literally rekt
Menty: yes
Menty: my hair is still wet
Menty: FROM THE SHOWER I MEAN

Phantom: hey
Phantom: pls
Phantom: dont ever
Phantom: actually
Phantom: SHIT
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ merc?: its hard
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ merc?: to not shit

<NUT> Jääkarhu: i should prolly goto sleep
<NUT> Jääkarhu: it's 5am
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ | catgirl.tf: yes
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ | catgirl.tf: and i still need a fap
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ | catgirl.tf: jesus fuck
<NUT> Jääkarhu: dude it's 4am in there
<NUT> Jääkarhu: isnt it a bit late to fap
<NUT> Jääkarhu: :D
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ | catgirl.tf: golden rule
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ | catgirl.tf: fap before bed
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ | catgirl.tf: just like
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ | catgirl.tf: bros before hos
<NUT> Jääkarhu: :^)

Randall the little shit: ok if that is what you really want
Phantom: I WANT TO TOUCH RIAS GREMORY BOOBS
Phantom: THATS WHAT I REALLY WANT

TC Marten: I was scrolling through your comments on your profile
TC Marten: You have retarded friends
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ merc?: ROFL :^)

$@GA【表面張力】: PdH mix: naja gibt genug die so denken dass animeguys eher so schwul sind
PdH mix: habe asaaj damals auch erst mit vorsicht genossen
$@GA【表面張力】: lol ^^
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ merc?: ROFL
$@GA【表面張力】: wart, vlt kommt noch mehr ;o
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ merc?: spasti
「ASAAJ」 ~ ♪ merc?: !!!

Spirit: THEN IT IS GOOD
Spirit: ANYTHING JAPANESE IS GOOD
Spirit: IF IT'S A FUCKING DILDO
Spirit: I'LL JUST SHOVE IT IN MY ASS AND PRAY TO THE ANIME GOD
why did i buy this game: amen

Recent Activity

43 hrs on record
last played on Feb 28
20 hrs on record
last played on Feb 26
3.9 hrs on record
last played on Feb 23
mason lft ETF2L Feb 4 @ 3:05pm 
—–██—– Put this on
—–██—– your wall
███████ if you’re
—–██—– not afraid
—–██—–to like
—–██—–futa
mason lft ETF2L Feb 1 @ 11:33am 
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Spirit Jan 21 @ 12:58pm 
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is torn but u can call me t3h t0rN oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very faggoty1!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet ret@rded ppl like me _… im 0.63 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch le 4chan w/ my kawaii pillow (im octosexual if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite hole!!! bcuz its SOOOO faggoty!!!! shes faggottry 2 of course but i want 2 meet more idiot ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein faggot again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h t0rN oF d00m
quintosh Dec 17, 2016 @ 7:49am 
I met Asaaj in prison. We were cellmates. I learned many things with him and am still today grateful. In the breaks of the volunteer work shifts we did to reduce our sentence he taught me latin, logic, roman history and the arts. Today I owe a great deal of my education to this noble scoundrel. My only regret from those times of incarceration was to not have helped him in the moments of sexual cohersion. Other prisoners would take advantage of his fragility and innocence to force him to do things he once did only by option. But alas, they're waters of the past... I'm happy to see that you've overcome all of that violence and found you here on steam.
Hugs and leave behind all of those memories.
Spirit Dec 17, 2016 @ 7:11am 
I met Asaaj in prison. We were cellmates. I learned many things with him and am still today grateful. In the breaks of the volunteer work shifts we did to reduce our sentence he taught me latin, logic, roman history and the arts. Today I owe a great deal of my education to this noble scoundrel. My only regret from those times of incarceration was to not have helped him in the moments of sexual cohersion. Other prisoners would take advantage of his fragility and innocence to force him to do things he once did only by option. But alas, they're waters of the past... I'm happy to see that you've overcome all of that violence and found you here on steam.
Hugs and leave behind all of those memories.
quintosh Dec 7, 2016 @ 4:36pm 
jesus ruft mich und sagt kauf die reispackung