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126 of 176 (72%) Achievements Earned::
Personal Achievements
Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Lord of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Lab Cleaner
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Chicken Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
The Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
The Long War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Experimenticenticide
Kill 100 Specimens.
Fascist Dietitian
Kill 200 Bloats.
Homer's Heroes
Kill 100 Sirens.
Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!
Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Random Axe of Kindness
Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Bitter Irony
Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked: Jul 11, 2010 9:57pm
Hot Cross Fun
Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Social Outburst
Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked: Apr 26, 2010 8:15am
Careful Spender
Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
It's Not Easy Being Greasy
Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Too Close For Comfort
Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Master Surgeon
As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
It's What's Inside That Counts
Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Quarter Pounder With Ease
Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Self Medicator
In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Thin-Ice Pirouette
Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Philanthropist
Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
I Like To Watch
Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked: Mar 20, 2010 8:09am
Straight Rush
Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back
Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked: May 11, 2011 4:17am
Death To The Mad Scientist
Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Experimentimillicide
Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Experimentilottacide
Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Hard Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 27, 2010 6:47am
Duke of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jul 13, 2010 7:16am
Cattle Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jul 15, 2010 2:12am
Hard Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Lab Assistant
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jul 15, 2010 2:12am
The Hard War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Suicidal Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Mad Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Tin Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 13, 2011 2:34am
Steel Worker
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
A Bit Barmy
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 13, 2011 3:28am
Gone Mental
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Squirrel King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 12, 2011 11:48pm
Raccoon King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 4, 2010 2:10am
Bear King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Long, Hot Summer
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 13, 2011 3:29am
Summer of 2009
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jul 12, 2010 6:17pm
Flaming Hell, That was Close
As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked: Jul 11, 2010 10:00pm
Merry Men
Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked: Jul 14, 2010 4:02am
Blooper Reel
Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked: Jul 11, 2010 8:22pm
SCAR'd
Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked: May 21, 2011 3:31am
Healing Touch
Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked: May 21, 2011 5:27am
Pound This
Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2011 12:48am
Killer Junior
Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked: Apr 24, 2010 7:53am
Getting Chunky
Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked: May 11, 2011 4:17am
Boss from Hell
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 19, 2011 11:36pm
Wolf King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 21, 2011 3:16am
Waste Disposal
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 24, 2011 7:24am
Waste Land
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 15, 2011 3:44am
Waste of Space
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 21, 2011 2:00am
Warehouse Janitor
Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 10, 2011 5:16am
Warehouse Forklift Operator
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 21, 2011 1:16am
Departure Gallery
Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Nov 21, 2011 3:54am
Departure Lounge
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 25, 2011 6:18am
Running Late
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 17, 2011 5:58am
Missed Connection
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 21, 2011 2:38am
Gimme a Plaster!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 25, 2011 5:41am
Ice Cube
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Mar 25, 2012 2:44am
Crushed Ice
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 21, 2011 4:58am
Daytrip
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Apr 24, 2011 5:31am
Gone Camping
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 18, 2010 6:18am
Neighborhood Watch
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Nov 21, 2011 4:45am
Private Security
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 7, 2011 5:30am
Slight Drip
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Mar 29, 2012 5:48am
Burst Pipe
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 21, 2011 4:58am
Piece of Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 16, 2010 1:29am
Let Them Burn
Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2010 2:17am
Walking in A Winter Horror Land
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jun 3, 2011 5:47am
Silent Night, Evil Night
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2010 2:16am
Merry Friggin Christmas
Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked: Dec 17, 2010 2:42pm
Cracked the Nutcracker!
Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 3:07am
Can't Catch Me!
Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked: Dec 16, 2010 1:32am
Toasted Jack Frost
Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked: Dec 18, 2010 3:39am
That's not Santa!
Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked: Dec 16, 2010 1:18am
Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer
Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked: Dec 17, 2010 2:46pm
Not So Silent Night
Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2010 2:58am
Fending off Mrs. Claws
Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2010 2:47am
Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?
Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 12:33pm
Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood
Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked: Dec 18, 2010 5:48am
Tis Better to Give than to Receive
Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked: Dec 17, 2010 6:13pm
Eggnog Anyone?
Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked: Dec 18, 2010 4:08am
Bad Santa
Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2010 2:48am
Back to Work
Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked: Apr 14, 2011 2:07am
Science Got Done
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 6, 2012 5:19am
Still Alive
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: May 14, 2011 6:44pm
I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 3:25am
Flea Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 14, 2011 5:12am
Dog and Pony Show
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 3:25am
Ringmaster
Kill the "Ring Leader"(Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 3:34am
Sparing with a Master
Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 4:30am
Assistant Homicide
Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 2:49am
Seeing Double
Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 2:57am
Clearing Clown Alley
Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 2:59am
The Big Hunt
Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 4:38am
Lifting a Dumbell
Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 2:55am
Small Hands
Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 4:56am
Elephant Gun
Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 5:00am
Juggling Act
Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked: Jul 5, 2011 3:46am
Windjammer Enthusiast
Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by at Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 4:29am
Taking Down the Big Top
Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 2:53am
Burning up the Midway
Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked: Jul 2, 2011 4:38am
Punk'd
Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked: Nov 6, 2011 6:29pm
Sparkling in the Twilight
Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked: Nov 6, 2011 6:38pm
Carving The Jack O' Lantern
Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked: Nov 6, 2011 5:47pm
The Scene is Zed
Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked: Nov 6, 2011 6:29pm
Zed October
Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked: Nov 6, 2011 7:14pm
This is No Ordinary Rabbit!
Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked: Nov 6, 2011 5:09pm
Trick, not Treat
Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked: Nov 6, 2011 7:26pm
Rule The Roost
Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 12:48pm
Highlander
Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 6:17pm
Bloody Yanks
Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 6:23pm
Finish Him
Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 6:16pm
Italian Meat Pasta
Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 6:16pm
Feeling Lucky?
Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 12:48pm
We Have Ourselves a Cowboy
Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 2:30am
Snow Cone
Beat Ice Cave on Normal
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 12:41pm
A Bloody Christmas Carol
Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Dignity for the Dead
Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Mr. Perky
Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Emperor of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Alligator Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Lab Professor
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
The Completely Suicidal War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Man of Steel
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Complete Barking
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
And Back to School
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Explosive Personality
As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Dot of Doom
Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Hellish Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Demonic King of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Demon Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Scientist from Hell
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Diablo Steel Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Commit-ed for life
Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Wasted
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Warehouse Foreman
Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Warehouse Manager
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Departure Gate
Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Dear Departed
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Train Wreck
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Pile Up
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
That Bloody Well Hurts!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
I'm Dying Here!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Not Dead Yet!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Iceberg
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Comet
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Mountaineer
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Park Ranger
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Vigilante
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
SWAT
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Pressure Failure
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Floodgate to Hell
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Pound Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Fruit Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Devil Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Uber Tuber
Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
This is a Triumph
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Golden Potato
Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
3 Ring Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
On Top of the Big Top
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Burning Irony
Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
I love ze Healing not ze Hurting
Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Stay Frosty
Beat Ice Cave on Hard
On the Rocks
Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal
Anti Freeze
Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth
