I'm not as think as you drunk I am...
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Vinyl Scratch: Alright everypony, take a seat. I got this.
Discord: And what in pray tell is that?
Vinyl Scratch: Oh it's nuthin, just mah BASS CANNON!!!
*Epic Dubstep*
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Men treat friendship like a football,
but it doesn't break.
Women treat friendship like glass,
and it shatters to pieces.
- Someone's name I've forgotten
Why do girls dress like hoes when they don't want to be treated like them?
- You are what you wear -
,,oɟoɯ uʍop ǝpısdn,,
˙ʇuǝɯǝʌǝıɥɔɐ pǝɥsıldɯoɔɔɐ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ 'sıɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹ,noʎ ɟı
If you have enemies, it means you've stood up for yourself. - Eminem -
Lowery's Law - If it jams, force it.
If it breaks, it needs replacing anyway.
The Clockmaker and the Timekeeper
Once in a village there was a clockmaker...
Whenever he was in his shop he would see a man peeking through...
This continued for days..weeks..then months..
Finally the clockmaker stopped the man...
He asked "Why do you always hesitate to enter my shop?"
To which the man replied "I am the Timekeeper of this village,
it is my responsibility to ring the bell at exactly 12:00 Noon"
The Clockmaker laughed and replied "That's funny, I always set my clocks
after you ring that bell"
Timekeeper -.-
**The world is made up of the blind leading the blind**
Dear Aureus,
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Nuff said.
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