take a hit from the   Bong, Liberia
click here to listen to my music [scrimhawcarver.bandcamp.com]

headbutt. headbutt. headbutt. headbutt is the fastest, it is faster than anything. it is faster than light, it is more than we can comprehend. it is a beam of pure thought directed from my forehead into yours at a billion miles a second. i headbutted someone today and when the smoke cleared we were both 10 years younger. he tried to feint me but before his brain could even send the impulse to the nerves in his body, telling him to point over my shoulder, i had headbutted him twice. sometimes i do it so quickly i don't even know it happened, i am just instantly surrounded by mountains of bodies, heads crushed like old fruit and cocoons undeployed. i have tested this, i have tested it in my cum fort. it is hopeless. i send this message from the distant future, headbutts have trapped me in a time and space i do not recognize. send help. headbutt a trauma kit and it may end up near my epoch.
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dorkness 5 hours ago 
hey, just to let you know, your bandcamp link is misspelled. it's "scrimhawcarver" when it should have an s.
LoudCore Nov 8 @ 10:14am 
𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝑒𝓃𝒹 ♡
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Doppelganger Nov 6 @ 6:23pm 
stabs how are you still alive
dorkness Oct 25 @ 5:04pm 
holy shit, thanks!