icarly real
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headbutt. headbutt. headbutt. headbutt is the fastest, it is faster than anything. it is faster than light, it is more than we can comprehend. it is a beam of pure thought directed from my forehead into yours at a billion miles a second. i headbutted someone today and when the smoke cleared we were both 10 years younger. he tried to feint me but before his brain could even send the impulse to the nerves in his body, telling him to point over my shoulder, i had headbutted him twice. sometimes i do it so quickly i don't even know it happened, i am just instantly surrounded by mountains of bodies, heads crushed like old fruit and cocoons undeployed. i have tested this, i have tested it in my cum fort. it is hopeless. i send this message from the distant future, headbutts have trapped me in a time and space i do not recognize. send help. headbutt a trauma kit and it may end up near my epoch.
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icarly real Feb 18 @ 12:13pm 
thanks :B1:
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hunky Dec 18, 2017 @ 3:44am 
ar eyou ok
Ominous Quash Dec 10, 2017 @ 11:44pm 
1:43 AM - kornfan99: that took me like an hour to figure out how to make the robot yell
Ominous Quash Nov 24, 2017 @ 11:41am 
big goat 20XX