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Team Fortress 2
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The Binding of Isaac
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Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP
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zmyxtr May 31, 2012 @ 10:16am 
Sparlock, actually you can, just bend over right now, that'll help me ALOT
LM|koekje4life May 31, 2012 @ 10:11am 
heh eliminate
SPARLOCK May 31, 2012 @ 8:57am 
you can be my partnher is crime, oh wait you're gay, i can't help you with that. sorry.
zmyxtr May 30, 2012 @ 9:30pm 
then that'll suit me just fine then, i'll enjoy all of the things, whilst you label them gay
SPARLOCK May 30, 2012 @ 6:45pm 
i am sparlocke, warrior wizard. also bread and butter is gay.
zmyxtr May 30, 2012 @ 6:36pm 
i give you non acholawhola, but i give you bread and butter

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In this game, you shoot twelve cubic liters of robots. The litre (American spelling: liter; SI symbol l or L) is a non-SI metric system unit of volume equal to 1 cubic decimetre (dm3), or 1,000 cubic centimetres (cm3), or 1/1,000 cubic metre. If the lower case L is used as the symbol, it is sometimes rendered as a cursive ℓ to help distinguish it from the capital "I", although this usage has no official approval by any international bureau.
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Leave a comment April 26th, 2012 @ 8:44pm

This game promotes terrorism. Do not play or you are a terrorist.

Leave a comment April 4th, 2012 @ 11:50am

This game is a spiritual sequel to smash 1990s Sega Genesis hit Majora's Mask. In this game, four giants appear and throw Earth at the moon because the moon has a god damned ugly face and nobody wants to see that when they wake up in the morning to quickly chug a cup of coffee and brave the morning commute over the bridge and border to their nine-to-five job where their Jabba the Hutt-like boss breathes down their neck every waking minute of their lives and points out self-deprecating flaws in their character while using snazzy corporate buzzwords such as 'synergy' and 'meshed teamwork' and then they get the secretary to give them a blowjob and you're just wondering exactly how frayed your rope is and you go home and drown yourself in more tequila and sleeping pills than even an old drag queen looking to hit it big in their Vegas-like hometown could manage to pop all at once for a dare jackpot of $100 that'd just go toward more drugs anyway because people are shit and fuck.

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