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amare

 

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Boss Apr 24, 2012 @ 12:32pm 
#clutch
n!rvana Apr 21, 2012 @ 8:05pm 
jellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
n!rvana Mar 31, 2012 @ 9:38pm 
yeah what canadafox said
n!rvana Mar 25, 2012 @ 9:00pm 
thats such a sad story :C
[P90] techno Mar 20, 2012 @ 12:42pm 
i got a girl to come over one timef, and i while we wer eplaying mario kart i said check out my Wiiner and i pioked a wii remote out of my pants pretending it was my rod and started to pretend JO it, she looked @ my weirrrd, and didnt respond to any of my texts every again
n!rvana Jan 15, 2012 @ 12:20pm 
trusted middleman, tried to steal a crate but still good. +rep
Tobi Jan 6, 2012 @ 6:57pm 
When the moon,
Hits you eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That's Amare.
|3G| Sgt. pushpop Jan 3, 2012 @ 6:55pm 
cute butt
Pauly #YOLO Dec 31, 2011 @ 11:01am 
✫✫✫✫¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.✫✫✫✫¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.✫✫✫✫ ◕▄███▄◕──◕▄██▄◕──◕▄███◕──◕▄███▄◕ ◕▀──██◕─◕██──██◕───◕██◕──◕▀──██◕ ◕──██◕──◕██──██◕───◕██◕──◕──██◕ ◕─██◕───◕██──██◕───◕██◕──◕─██◕ ◕█████◕──◕▀██▀◕───◕▄██▄◕─◕█████◕ ✿♥❀♥❁•*¨✿❀❁•*¨`*•.✿❀❁•*¨`*•.`✿♥❀♥❁♥❀♥❁
Happy new year :D
lion Dec 24, 2011 @ 12:00pm 
dat ass
Kiss me ;) ♡ Dec 18, 2011 @ 1:45pm 
You did good.
n!rvana Dec 2, 2011 @ 10:53am 
you probably won't even read this... but i just turned 14 and i am trying my best to become a horse. the 26th of december im traveling to the wide open fields of Texas to hopefully learn from the best horses. Being a horse means a lot to me.

I´ve just about started my training. I have just nailed horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and shaved my hair to a horse mane. It would mean the world to me if you supported me.

Please, it means alot to me! Thanks.
[P90] techno Nov 29, 2011 @ 9:29am 
I stood up to try and fix myself when suddenly the door opened. My gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me.

I was hugging the back of the toilet with my ass up in the air and pants on
the floor next to me. My turd was half out of my ass and the other half
landed squarely on the front of the toilet seat. We made eye contact for a
split second. I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up,
got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I haven't
spoken with my gf about it yet as I am sure her mother said something to
her, but I am expecting her to break up with me soon. Not because I was AC
Slatering in her parents' bathroom, but because I never cleaned my turd off
the toilet seat.

Anyways, has anyone else ever had any experience with AC Slatering? Was I
doing something wrong with this maneuver? Is this something that would you
end a relationship over?
[P90] techno Nov 29, 2011 @ 9:29am 
I was at my girlfriends house last night for dinner, and shortly after i
had to go number 2. My Gf's brother was in the main bathroom, so iwent to
use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered
something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you
take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell
AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, my
stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door.

I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC
Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your
pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with
my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about
halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see
that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I
began pushing harder and harder.
ℱɨℰℛℭℰ` Nov 2, 2011 @ 1:05pm 
GAINT faggit
n!rvana Nov 1, 2011 @ 8:31pm 
ROFL
n!rvana Oct 29, 2011 @ 6:35pm 
whos that sexy piece of meat in that picture?
Rassillion Oct 29, 2011 @ 2:50pm 
-facepalms-
Malcontent Oct 29, 2011 @ 1:44pm 
I do not smoke weed. Thus, the joke is less humourous. :(
n!rvana Oct 24, 2011 @ 2:50pm 
look at this troll below me
ℱɨℰℛℭℰ` Oct 23, 2011 @ 2:35am 
really well job casting amare
n!rvana Oct 16, 2011 @ 1:52pm 
stop trolling me for playing on valve servers okay. words hurt
[P90] techno Oct 8, 2011 @ 9:34am 
A BF gave a challenge to his GF to live a day without him. No communications at all and said if she passed it, he’ll love her forever. The GF agreed. She did not text or call him the whole day.

…without knowing that his BF has only 24 hours to live because he’s suffering from cancer.

The GF excitedly went to his BF house the next day.
…tears fall as she saw her BF lying on the coffin,

with a note,
.
.
.
.
- “YOU DID IT BABY! CAN YOU DO IT EVERYDAY? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”
bowflexin` Oct 5, 2011 @ 5:39pm 
wat
[P90] techno Oct 5, 2011 @ 10:53am 
set yr clock to 4:15, then look again in 5 minutes. b rdy 2 laugh DONT SPOIL if u knwo the joke
Tobi Oct 2, 2011 @ 1:13pm 
gamma ray connected
gamma ray disconnected
Fantaisie Impromptu Sep 29, 2011 @ 1:40am 
Dear Amare, good sir. I have some great news to share with you :)
marL Sep 23, 2011 @ 1:03pm 
Watch out for this kid named Bloodlust aka Reflex. The baddie crashes servers when playing scrims against better teams such as Royalty when losing. Here's his id http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198014746805
lion Sep 20, 2011 @ 8:07pm 
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
.Dawkins- † Sep 16, 2011 @ 12:24pm 
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
-巴塞洛繆- Sep 13, 2011 @ 5:21pm 
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
[P90] techno Sep 13, 2011 @ 10:00am 
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
bowflexin` Sep 13, 2011 @ 9:18am 
wat
Ɗᵾßʑ☆ Sep 12, 2011 @ 3:21am 
Also 2 percent of teenagers cant help masterbating 3 times a day, So I'll stick to smoking weed & fondling vaginal areas!, have a good 1
-巴塞洛繆- Sep 11, 2011 @ 4:47pm 
2 percent of teenagers never or will not try smoking pot. If you are one of the 98 percent who have, copy and paste this to your profile.
[P90] techno Sep 5, 2011 @ 12:11pm 
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.
-巴塞洛繆- Aug 24, 2011 @ 1:33pm 
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't
amare Aug 16, 2011 @ 12:24am 
Did it mayne
Brave Little Toaster Aug 12, 2011 @ 10:55pm 
Good luck tomorrow, sir.
bowflexin` Jul 20, 2011 @ 8:59pm 
I'm honored to be in your profile. e-dick hard GO
+/- Menacing Trumpet Melodies Jul 3, 2011 @ 2:34pm 
ur fat
Tyke` (BRB PUERTO RICO LOL PZPZ) Jun 13, 2011 @ 9:40am 
Here you go, you spy-hating fuck: http://www.youtube.com/user/tf2gentleman
nnnnn May 24, 2011 @ 6:30pm 
3k hrs on tf2 lolwut
Jewbie Mar 16, 2011 @ 10:46am 
Wow eric. (IUNNO) Oh shit you almost have 3000 hrs on tf2. D: freak <3.
æ.Coop Jul 20, 2010 @ 4:27pm 
...ARE YOU A WIZARD
æ.Ɖяαmα Quєєи Jul 9, 2010 @ 10:43pm 
I'm so srry Eric i had to do that! Forgive me?
æ.Coop Jul 3, 2010 @ 11:31am 
no eric, you are the demons. And by that I mean you are a respectable sponge with over 9000 clan tags.
æ.Coop Jul 1, 2010 @ 3:08am 
Over 9000 clan tags.
|R_H| xWHITExRABBITx Mar 4, 2010 @ 6:15pm 
hawt O.O