i got a girl to come over one timef, and i while we wer eplaying mario kart i said check out my Wiiner and i pioked a wii remote out of my pants pretending it was my rod and started to pretend JO it, she looked @ my weirrrd, and didnt respond to any of my texts every again
you probably won't even read this... but i just turned 14 and i am trying my best to become a horse. the 26th of december im traveling to the wide open fields of Texas to hopefully learn from the best horses. Being a horse means a lot to me.
I´ve just about started my training. I have just nailed horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and shaved my hair to a horse mane. It would mean the world to me if you supported me.
I stood up to try and fix myself when suddenly the door opened. My gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me.
I was hugging the back of the toilet with my ass up in the air and pants on
the floor next to me. My turd was half out of my ass and the other half
landed squarely on the front of the toilet seat. We made eye contact for a
split second. I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up,
got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I haven't
spoken with my gf about it yet as I am sure her mother said something to
her, but I am expecting her to break up with me soon. Not because I was AC
Slatering in her parents' bathroom, but because I never cleaned my turd off
the toilet seat.
Anyways, has anyone else ever had any experience with AC Slatering? Was I
doing something wrong with this maneuver? Is this something that would you
end a relationship over?
I was at my girlfriends house last night for dinner, and shortly after i
had to go number 2. My Gf's brother was in the main bathroom, so iwent to
use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered
something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you
take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell
AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, my
stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door.
I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC
Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your
pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with
my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about
halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see
that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I
began pushing harder and harder.
A BF gave a challenge to his GF to live a day without him. No communications at all and said if she passed it, he’ll love her forever. The GF agreed. She did not text or call him the whole day.
…without knowing that his BF has only 24 hours to live because he’s suffering from cancer.
The GF excitedly went to his BF house the next day.
…tears fall as she saw her BF lying on the coffin,
with a note,
.
.
.
.
- “YOU DID IT BABY! CAN YOU DO IT EVERYDAY? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”
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A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't
Hits you eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That's Amare.
Happy new year :D
I´ve just about started my training. I have just nailed horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and shaved my hair to a horse mane. It would mean the world to me if you supported me.
Please, it means alot to me! Thanks.
I was hugging the back of the toilet with my ass up in the air and pants on
the floor next to me. My turd was half out of my ass and the other half
landed squarely on the front of the toilet seat. We made eye contact for a
split second. I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up,
got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I haven't
spoken with my gf about it yet as I am sure her mother said something to
her, but I am expecting her to break up with me soon. Not because I was AC
Slatering in her parents' bathroom, but because I never cleaned my turd off
the toilet seat.
Anyways, has anyone else ever had any experience with AC Slatering? Was I
doing something wrong with this maneuver? Is this something that would you
end a relationship over?
had to go number 2. My Gf's brother was in the main bathroom, so iwent to
use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered
something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you
take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell
AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, my
stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door.
I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC
Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your
pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with
my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about
halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see
that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I
began pushing harder and harder.
…without knowing that his BF has only 24 hours to live because he’s suffering from cancer.
The GF excitedly went to his BF house the next day.
…tears fall as she saw her BF lying on the coffin,
with a note,
.
.
.
.
- “YOU DID IT BABY! CAN YOU DO IT EVERYDAY? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”
gamma ray disconnected
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx