The prodigal son []

Im trying not to make the same mistakes, but forgive me im a slow learner
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master of faster May 4 @ 5:10am 
Well, Mr. Aloy, we have your
lab results back. And, well...

You’ve got...
Norovirus, hepatitis, tendinitis,
And salmonella, sickle cell,
a rash we don’t know what it is,
And toxoplasma, super asthma,
better go call Make-A-Wish.
You haven’t got much longer and I
haven’t finished half my list!

Your brain’s arthritic, blood’s
acidic, dick hole trickles pickle juice,
Your pancreas is gangrenous, my God
please never reproduce!
You’re seizure prone and every bone
inside your body’s cancerous.
Your joints go backwards, and I
lack words to explain how bad this is!
himari Apr 7 @ 11:14am 
AiShou Apr 7 @ 11:00am 
AiShou Mar 25 @ 2:06am 
my baeeee
himari Mar 18 @ 12:54pm 
Aluiii : himari breast
AiShou Mar 15 @ 12:02pm 
Good evening, aloy/aloysius, I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 2 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 2 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.