Altez

wtfS!?

U sir r a sir

Ur funny, going on about how much Orcs Must Die sucks... and then you buy it.

Dude... I know you're playing a lot of Skyrim but come on man... there's Zombies out there!

HEY! HEY! HEY!....HEY, SHUT UP!

Wtf, you unlocked the KF character pack?....Figures...

It's idle time, I wouldn't advise anyone play the game.

no

You shut your big mouth you you you!

So lockdown I cant poop straight.

I'm not dead, just on lockdown.

I am NOT getting Minecraft.

If you flew an airplane it would surly be made of jello.

Assholes better not have played Sam without me

This is for the treasure hunt! NOT YOU!.....Ok maybe its for you....OR MAYBE NOT.

Apparently I haven't commented before so please can I have my treasure chest now?

T_T If you don't hear from me for a while it's because i broke my gaminf laptop. It works, but the bottom half is half ripped off. -.- I hope it will still turn off after I turn it off tonight :(

He is Hanford Carthusia now...

What is with the ccreepy new picture? ._.

Oh c'mon, me? 'touche'? I'm at a loss what gave you that impression :P

<_<

YOU'RE a jerk! >:(

i'm sorry altez, i downed your friends list. how'd you know it was me?

you need a moar emo profile pict, show sum eye shadow.

Altez has changed their name to Krieg 552.
Krieg 552 has changed their name to Gun sucks.
Gun sucks has changed their name to Altez.
Altez has changed their name to Too many medkits.
Too many medkits has changed their name to Yes.
Yes has changed their name to I need ammo.
I need ammo has changed their name to Got it.
Got it has changed their name to Tank for srs.
Tank for srs has changed their name to get me up :(.
get me up :( has changed their name to FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF has changed their name to Awp so goooood.
Awp so goooood has changed their name to Altez.
Altez has changed their name to focussing, its a word.
focussing, its a word has changed their name to Dying in your arms tonight.
Dying in your arms tonight has changed their name to Altez.
Altez has changed their name to Unmute me bro :(.
Unmute me bro :( has changed their name to You're breaking my heart.
You're breaking my heart has changed their name to Altez.
Altez has changed their n

You"re Geos changed his post from so do I to Your creepy son.

wut?

this is just like fackbook! wee

Die screaming bitch.

News like what? L4D2 stuff or stuff in general?

LIES

fucking cheater

Don't forget to....DRINK YO PRUNE JUICE!

Well we like to make them scared of it before tearing them asunder.

Err.. I hearD Altez and Kevlar are penis twins

And god damnit, Either steam effed up or you deleted my last comment. *Shakes fist at the gods* Well, I remember it being something about calling your girlie a demon wench and offering a compromise by having her hold your arms and me tapping "X" violently. I can only assume it'd result in some sort of homoerotic Eiffle Tower -- or winning the fight with Jill, either way, you're still a little bitch and I thoroughly enjoyed L4D tonight with Xolo. Pretty cool guy, its definately a do again..

What the fuck. If that's a picture of you I'm calling zombie bullshit. To hell with your black and white logo, I'll put up a picture of me when I havent slept in three days.

Of course there's no fighting about it. Last time I fought with Altez about anything it ended up with heal griefing on a vs finale of blood harvest and both our lifeless bodies getting run over by an apc! But that's besides the point, Women, they're soul murderers, and good god man, we needs to play some L4D sometime!

But what? Are you saying you won't be my L4D2 whore? And I do not know who that person is below, But STAY YOUR WORDS DEMON WENCH! Altez's hot ass is mine!!! =D

I'd just like to say you're a dirty whore Altez, and when L4D2 comes out it's on.

would like to here riddle? what has trunk and is very big ?

Damn Straight....

lol i kill you with rpg ! = rocks pickles and grapes

Bada tshh, we have a comedian on our hands ladies and gentleman! i actually laughed. :o

[mean essence] Way to out-hair me, geek! [/mean essence]

Better fucking not be.

Wtf?

Bitte Nein! Hilf Politzei!

Why do you never call?

Jerkbag!