Dont even ask me about tribes ascend. Game is unplayable for me as of late.
I HAVE A REQUIREMENT OF NO 0/0 FOR ALL OF MY RAFFLES. IF YOU ARE 0/0 AND WON YOU SAW THIS SO DONT GET PISSY ABOUT IT.
I can tolerate almost anything, but not ponies. Ponies ignite the very deepest of primeval rages from deep inside my very soul. If you can be kind enough to NOT shove your obnoxious candy-color cheap flash unfunny garbage with 2-year-old level writing in my face, I can refrain from calling you out on being a horrible manchild faggot. Thanks.
So I'm a teen mom. Is that all you got? I'm pretty sure I take good care of my son. I'm not in high school anymore but if you wanna post status's about me but not say it to my face you might as well best believe your add is grass. You wanna play games? Game on bitch (:
"My blade is 420-inch folded Damascus Steel." Charles Fultz: Katana Specialist
"In Iraq they found WMDs -- Women on My Dick." -Jon Lajoie
"Honor Thy Mother, but fuck these Btiches." -Stressmatic
The DLC is out! I can finally make that serious review! Well, dont get me wrong, this is a damn good game. The 9 heists are all VERY complex, and (most of them) are pretty fun. The leveling system is cool and the myriad of slick guns, gadgets and bags to use are all just as neat. I somehow managed to squeeze over a hundred hours out of it, and had damn fun with friends while doing so. But GOD DAMN OVERKILL, 6 HEISTS ARE STILL 6 HEISTS, AND IT IS HIGHWAY ROBBERY MAKING ME PAY $10 FOR EXTRA ONES. I get that OK is only capable of so much, and I dont really mind that. I understand. BUT, and thats a fucking huge but, until this game gets an sdk and mod support, it will be painfully short and shallow. This game has tremendous potential, and even as is it is easily worth the money. I just hate seeing it squander so much.
Meh. People shat bricks about it, because OMG WHITE and OMG JUMPING OVER A BIG GAP HOLYSHIT, but this game kind of disappointed me. When you hear about a 'parkour' game, you expect free roaming, exploration, and nonlinearity, eh? Well, unfortunately, mirrors edge is the most linear game ever. Like, more linear than dead space. You have one very specific place to go, only one way to get there, and whatever you need to use to get there will be painted bright red. Kind of defeats the purpose of a freerunning game, am I right? In addition, the game will have SEVERAL cops, bodyguards and even SWAT teams shooting at you, which you are expected to run away from but I just stopped and did a little cover shooting to get rid of them. Dont get me wrong dice, I'd love a little shooting in a parkour game! Just make it interesting, like a slow-mo Max Payne-style corner dive, instead of making me stop and go gears of war on them.