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January 28, 2009
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48.7 hrs past 2 weeks
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Beta
36.2 hrs / 84.9 hrs
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Crysis 2
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Amnesia: The Dark Descent
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The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
0.2 hrs / 74.5 hrs
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I was slappin so hard my WINDSHIELD cracked.
Jordan
West Virginia, United States 
Tribes Ascend name: Dorgles, Add me for shits but dont be surprised if I waste several rounds bikerganging.
I HAVE A REQUIREMENT OF NO 0/0 FOR ALL OF MY RAFFLES. IF YOU ARE 0/0 AND WON YOU SAW THIS SO DONT GET PISSY ABOUT IT.
I can tolerate almost anything, but not ponies. Ponies ignite the very deepest of primeval rages from deep inside my very soul. If you can be kind enough to NOT shove your obnoxious candy-color cheap flash unfunny garbage with 2-year-old level writing in my face, I can refrain from calling you out on being a horrible manchild faggot. Thanks.
So I'm a teen mom. Is that all you got? I'm pretty sure I take good care of my son. I'm not in high school anymore but if you wanna post status's about me but not say it to my face you might as well best believe your add is grass. You wanna play games? Game on bitch (:
"My blade is 420-inch folded Damascus Steel."
Charles Fultz: Katana Specialist
"In Iraq they found WMDs -- Women on My Dick."
-Jon Lajoie
"Honor Thy Mother, but fuck these Btiches."
-Stressmatic
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Arguably one of greatest games of all time. The pacing, the enemies, the weapons, the settings, I could go on and on about how I love this game. Very meaty campaign, when you are done with that fool around in the Deathmatch. And when you are done with THAT, try out one of the hundreds of mods out there. Sven Co-op, the Specialists, Natural Selection... I have sunk literally thousands of hours into this game and Ill always be up for a game of Sven Coop or TS or NS. So hit me up if you ever get into them.
DONT GET FUCKING SOURCE. HNNGGG. ITS A RIP OFF. NO MOD SUPPORT. I CANT MAKE THIS CLEAR ENOUGH.
I have 60 hours of this? What?
Well, apparently I devoted quite a few of the darker days of my childhood to Role-Playing servers, and they passed over to now. Chances are you own this already if you are reading, but if you happen to have most of the source games lying around and a sizeable hard drive partition, go nuts.
If you DONT own a good chunk of valve's post-'03 titles, this is literally useless, and without 3rd party mods it loses most of its value.
50.9 hrs / 502.3 hrs
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