You can arrest people in this game for being fat.

Ok, that's not true, but it's a pretty decent shooter with aging graphics but fun level design that plays the Judge Dredd license a hell of a lot closer to the comics than the Stallone movie did. Not that the movie was bad or anything, I mean, it had Diane Lane in it and she's basically one of the top five women on planet Earth that I would like to sex up. See, we're in a cabin, and after a nice dinner she walks out wearing this french maid outfit and

Where was I? Oh yeah, buy this game so we can play co-op.