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Play this game without killing someone, then go through all the levels killing EVERYONE. Give them the metal dick - metal ninja dick is the best.
April 9th, 2013 @ 6:23am
I drove around one of the tracks in this backwards for 70 laps because I didn't want the fun to end. When I realised what I was doing I cried for 2 hours straight then shaved all my hair off.
April 2nd, 2013 @ 8:38am
My favourite selfish cunt simulator. Kill everyone on sight, murder endangered animals, string your girlfriend along on your angsty journey before drunkenly cheating on her and telling her and the rest of your friends to fuck off and leave you alone so you can go and kill some rich army owner you've never met before.
April 2nd, 2013 @ 8:29am
Have to.... beat.... Sampo......... scores.... too high.
April 2nd, 2013 @ 8:27am
Love this shit. No goals, just a solar system and a ship builder... even just landing back on the starting planet makes my dick rock hard.
April 2nd, 2013 @ 8:25am
They told me I would never love again.
April 2nd, 2013 @ 8:21am
Dafuck is this. I have a sword, some shit is in Russian, I actually turned left once, it was pretty special.
July 31st, 2012 @ 11:45am
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