☢NGC☢¤Ałapso¤ =3

nice sakamoto you made

send me a messege of animal crosing lets go to the city

Fuck New Years Dx

you told me to so...

trollolol

FUCK YOU SPUDAC YOU CREEP

merry christmas :3

Lolwat?

alapso got fired from her job at the Dildo factory for sitting on the job.

A 10 year old teacher :3

so patchouli is some teacher in real life, hard job eh?

Giant Enemy Crab approaching! hit it in it's weak point for massive damage!

“No offense, Alapso, but thieves are loners. I can't have you tagging along, snapping twigs and making lots of noise!”

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Y YOU NO RETURN BOOKS?

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remeber when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the Head

Pass it on...

Add me please

Konata i don't really care okay :P

Selamat Pagi

Phail, you are officially a pediphile. my maturaty level is higher than bob marley. and thats saying something

It's not nice to flip random people off, little girl.

XD

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These all refer to the dick shaft itself
Prins Willem Alexander
Banana
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
Skinflute
Paenix
Peener
Saane
Tally-Whacker
Mr. Floppy
One-Eyed Anaconda
Yogurt Cannon
Wrinkle Stick
The Mother Stick
One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
Dick Cheney
Mr. Jiggle Daddy
Penis Maximus
Weenie (not to be confused with Cocktail Franks)
Rumple Foreskin
Purple Helmet Warrior
Stiffy
Trouser Snake
Dildo (although this often refers to penis-shaped pleasure-toys)
Captain Winky
Sword, or Pork Sword
Wee Willy Winky (Often applied to the penis of a person named William, and also implying "one eye")
Gun (as in "Barrel of a Gun")
Flying Purple People Eater
Schlong
Schwanz
Snowman's Nose(As in a carrot)
Cock
Wood / Woody
Pecker
Love truncheon
Mangina
The Wilde Oscar
John Smith
Mister Happy
Heat-seaking Moisture Missile
Knob
Mr.Kill Alot
Woman's Pleasuring Stick
Hot-dog
Poenis
Red Rocker
Midnight Meat Train
Bong Bong Be-Bong
Norbert
Danny Frings
Morning Wood

if you do i Can make another one ASAP :3

But wheres the fun in that?

Y'know, there's a big "Delete" button next to each post for the profile owner. Kinda useful for those kinds of situations. :o

grabbin' dick!

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ahhh my nipples they hurt! THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM

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Alapso! Grab my nipples!

Maybe helicopter...maybe its made of kfc...

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is a nice animation,and i also love libre me from here this song

Don't blame me, Hakase is the one that almost killed me! That glue... I still have nightmares!

The cats are warm from my body heat, meow

Manwhore watches.

3 Sakamotos? This is crazy o.0

None of them. I am!

But which one is the real Sakamoto? x3

Holy shit talking cats

Proove it , you spy !

The Sakamoto BELOW ME IS A SPY!

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The question is: WHAT I DO? lol

IS NOT D:

THE POWER OF PINGAS COMPELS YOU

COME AT ME BRO