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109 of 176 (62%) Achievements Earned::
Personal Achievements
Unlocked: Jan 25, 2012 1:45am
Lord of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 3:29am
Chicken Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 7, 2011 3:37am
Experimenticenticide
Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 12:09pm
Fascist Dietitian
Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 5:51am
Homer's Heroes
Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 12:21pm
Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!
Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 2:43am
Random Axe of Kindness
Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked: Jan 7, 2011 6:07am
Social Outburst
Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked: Oct 30, 2011 7:57am
Careful Spender
Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked: Jan 7, 2011 2:32am
It's Not Easy Being Greasy
Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked: Dec 11, 2011 10:44am
Too Close For Comfort
Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked: Jan 31, 2012 8:47am
Master Surgeon
As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2012 5:14am
It's What's Inside That Counts
Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2012 10:22am
Quarter Pounder With Ease
Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked: Jan 8, 2011 1:37pm
Self Medicator
In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked: Jan 14, 2012 12:05pm
Thin-Ice Pirouette
Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked: Jan 7, 2011 2:17pm
Philanthropist
Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked: Jan 8, 2011 2:09pm
I Like To Watch
Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked: Oct 31, 2011 6:10am
Straight Rush
Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked: Feb 21, 2012 10:35am
The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back
Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2012 9:59am
Death To The Mad Scientist
Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked: Jan 7, 2011 1:50pm
Experimentimillicide
Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked: Dec 11, 2011 10:42am
Experimentilottacide
Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2012 8:17am
Hard Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Nov 1, 2011 5:34am
Duke of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2012 10:48am
Cattle Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 7:00am
Hard Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2012 6:00am
Lab Assistant
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2012 10:48am
The Hard War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2012 5:13am
Suicidal Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 21, 2012 10:57am
Emperor of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 31, 2012 9:44am
Alligator Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 21, 2012 1:00pm
Mad Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 1, 2012 6:07am
Lab Professor
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 1, 2012 6:07am
The Completely Suicidal War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2012 12:11pm
Steel Worker
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 27, 2012 11:38am
Man of Steel
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 2:36am
A Bit Barmy
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 14, 2012 12:20pm
Gone Mental
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2012 11:08am
Complete Barking
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Oct 31, 2011 6:11am
Raccoon King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 26, 2012 10:02am
Bear King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2012 12:12pm
Summer of 2009
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 27, 2012 11:41am
And Back to School
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 3, 2012 3:06am
Flaming Hell, That was Close
As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked: Jan 31, 2012 2:25am
Pound This
Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 12:01pm
Getting Chunky
Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked: Feb 5, 2012 7:17am
Hellish Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 20, 2012 8:27am
Demonic King of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 23, 2012 4:00am
Boss from Hell
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 8, 2012 6:16am
Scientist from Hell
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 25, 2012 8:03am
Diablo Steel Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 7, 2011 4:08am
Waste Disposal
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2012 3:44am
Waste Land
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2012 9:59am
Waste of Space
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 7, 2012 9:41am
Wasted
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2012 9:54am
Warehouse Forklift Operator
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 28, 2012 3:23am
Warehouse Foreman
Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 7, 2011 9:01am
Departure Gallery
Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 11, 2011 10:52am
Departure Lounge
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 28, 2012 3:57am
Departure Gate
Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 26, 2012 11:23am
Dear Departed
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2012 2:41am
Missed Connection
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2012 1:51pm
Train Wreck
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 26, 2012 9:26am
Pile Up
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 13, 2012 3:55am
That Bloody Well Hurts!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 31, 2012 5:30am
I'm Dying Here!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 25, 2012 4:45am
Not Dead Yet!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2012 6:47am
Crushed Ice
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 4, 2012 1:05pm
Iceberg
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 9, 2011 8:26am
Gone Camping
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 2, 2012 12:39pm
Mountaineer
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2012 8:51am
Private Security
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 31, 2012 8:43am
Vigilante
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2012 12:26pm
Burst Pipe
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2012 12:14pm
Pressure Failure
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 25, 2012 9:45am
Floodgate to Hell
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2012 8:17am
Pound Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Feb 5, 2012 2:06am
Fruit Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2012 7:40am
Let Them Burn
Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 12:01pm
Silent Night, Evil Night
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 28, 2012 10:50am
I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 8, 2011 12:01pm
Merry Friggin Christmas
Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked: Dec 10, 2011 10:43am
Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer
Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked: Dec 7, 2011 12:20pm
Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?
Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 3:24am
Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood
Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 4:49am
Tis Better to Give than to Receive
Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked: Dec 7, 2011 12:17pm
Eggnog Anyone?
Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked: Dec 7, 2011 12:12pm
Back to Work
Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked: Oct 30, 2011 7:46am
Still Alive
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 28, 2012 7:01am
This is a Triumph
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 12, 2012 1:20pm
Dog and Pony Show
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 27, 2012 12:59pm
3 Ring Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 2:36am
Ringmaster
Kill the "Ring Leader"(Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 2:42am
Sparing with a Master
Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked: Nov 1, 2011 5:10am
Seeing Double
Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 1:55am
Clearing Clown Alley
Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 3:15am
The Big Hunt
Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 2:03am
Small Hands
Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked: Oct 30, 2011 7:28am
Elephant Gun
Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 5:48am
Windjammer Enthusiast
Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by at Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 2:36am
Sparkling in the Twilight
Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 2:18am
The Scene is Zed
Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 1:51am
Trick, not Treat
Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked: Dec 7, 2011 11:53am
Feeling Lucky?
Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked: Dec 9, 2011 11:08am
Snow Cone
Beat Ice Cave on Normal
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2012 5:47am
Stay Frosty
Beat Ice Cave on Hard
Unlocked: Jan 26, 2012 10:42am
On the Rocks
Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal
Unlocked: Dec 7, 2011 12:35pm
A Bloody Christmas Carol
Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Lab Cleaner
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
The Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
The Long War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Bitter Irony
Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Hot Cross Fun
Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Dignity for the Dead
Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Mr. Perky
Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Tin Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Squirrel King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Long, Hot Summer
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Explosive Personality
As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Merry Men
Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Blooper Reel
Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Dot of Doom
Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
SCAR'd
Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Healing Touch
Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Killer Junior
Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Demon Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Commit-ed for life
Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Wolf King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Warehouse Janitor
Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Warehouse Manager
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Running Late
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Gimme a Plaster!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Ice Cube
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Comet
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Daytrip
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Park Ranger
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Neighborhood Watch
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
SWAT
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Slight Drip
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Piece of Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Devil Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
Walking in A Winter Horror Land
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Cracked the Nutcracker!
Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Can't Catch Me!
Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Toasted Jack Frost
Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
That's not Santa!
Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Not So Silent Night
Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Fending off Mrs. Claws
Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Bad Santa
Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Uber Tuber
Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Science Got Done
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Golden Potato
Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Flea Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
On Top of the Big Top
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Assistant Homicide
Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Lifting a Dumbell
Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Juggling Act
Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Taking Down the Big Top
Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Burning up the Midway
Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Punk'd
Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Carving The Jack O' Lantern
Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Zed October
Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
This is No Ordinary Rabbit!
Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Rule The Roost
Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Burning Irony
Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Highlander
Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Bloody Yanks
Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Finish Him
Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
I love ze Healing not ze Hurting
Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Italian Meat Pasta
Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
We Have Ourselves a Cowboy
Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Anti Freeze
Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth
