---{Graphics}---
☐ Is this real life?
☐ Awe inspiring
☐ Pretty good
☑ Meh
☐ Kinda bad
☐ Hopefully the gameplay'll distract you
☐ You might want a blindfold

☐ Pixel Art
☑ Realistic
☐ Cartoony

4/7

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Absolutely Magnificent
☐ Great
☑ Good
☐ It exists and is not offensive
☐ It's a little offensive
☐ There are better things to do
☐ You'd have more fun depriving all of your senses for a couple hours

5/7

---{SFX}---
☐ I'd rather hear this than the real world
☐ Superb
☑ It sounds alright
☐ Could be a lot better
☐ Pretty awful
☐ Stock, hope you like Microsoft Sam
☐ Earrape

7/7

---{Music}---
☐ Eargasmic
☐ You may even want to pay for it
☑ It works well
☐ Bland and not worth paying attention to
☐ Not something I'd want to listen to
☐ Makes Keyboard Cat sound like Mozart
☐ It legitimately hurts to listen to

☐ None whatsoever

5/7

---{Audience}---
☐ Children
☑ Nerds
☑ Geeks
☐ Bros
☐ Weebs
☐ Horrible People
☐ Casuals

☐ Has an age restriction you'll need to pay attention to

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Could run on a PC powered by potato electrolytes
☐ It runs smoothly on pretty much anything
☐ Windows 98 and a dream
☑ A computer less than 10 years old
☐ A fairly recent PC
☐ Hope you have the latest hardware
☐ May require you to be CEO of Google

4/7

---{Difficulity}---
☐ The game literally plays itself
☐ You have to press more than one button
☑ Easy once you get the hang of it
☐ Spiky, enough to challenge you
☐ Dark Souls
☐ NES TMNT

---{Story}---
☐ Prepare to be declared missing
☐ Lovingly crafted
☑ Well made
☐ It has a one
☐ At least they tried, I guess
☐ On par with Twilight
☐ Didn't know they could get this bad

☐ ♫Random documents and audio logs♫
☑ Woven story
☐ Stories are for books

5/7

---{Time Consumption}---
☐ I didn't even finish my drink in time
☐ Could be done in a couple hours
☑ Could be done in a single sitting, if you're a madman
☐ Good luck getting through this one
☑ Literally limitless

---{Price/Worth}---
☐ So good, you might even buy all the DLCs full price too
☐ You get the bang for your buck, even at full price
☑ At least 50% off
☐ At least 80% off
☐ Only in a bundle
☐ Not even on sale
☐ The K Foundation literally set fire to their money, and that was a better investment

☐ It's free!
☐ It's freemium

5/7

---{Bugs}---
☐ Is somehow bug free
☐ You'd have to be looking for them
☑ Here and there, but they are rare
☐ Occasional, enough to be annoying at times
☐ Prepare for Heisenbugs!
☐ Typical Bethesda game
☐ Ride To Hell: Retribution

5/7

---{Modding Scene}---
☐ Mods are the best thing about this game
☑ High quality + high quantity
☐ Lots of at least mediocre mods
☐ The mods do things, but not anything massive
☐ The mods don't add anything new to the game
☐ Has steam workshop support, and that's about it
☐ Good luck finding anything good

☐ There isn't one

6/7

---{Total Score}---

4+5+7+5+4+5+5+5+6 = 46
46/9 = 5.11111111

5/7 Total Score

---{Further Notes}---
Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption is one of my favourite games of all time, and now, thanks to Petroglyph, the online multiplayer is available once again!

There are some annoyances, such as auto resolves being based on the fleet size, not the quality of the fleet.

And the er, interesting ship geometry, it's not uncommon to see ships phasing through each other, in what really should be a catastrophic collision.

Is this game worth it? I think so.

---{Graphics}--- ☐ Is this real life? ☐ Awe inspiring ☐ Pretty good ☑ Meh ☐ Kinda bad ☐ Hopefully the gameplay'll distract you ☐ You might want a blindfold ☐ Pixel Art ☑ Realistic ☐ Cartoony 4/7 ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Absolutely Magnificent ☐ Great ☑ Good ☐ It exists and is not offensive ☐ It's a little offensive ☐ There are better things to do ☐ You'd have more fun depriving all of your senses for a couple hours 5/7 ---{SFX}--- ☐ I'd rather hear this than the real world ☐ Superb ☑ It sounds alright ☐ Could be a lot better ☐ Pretty awful ☐ Stock, hope you like Microsoft Sam ☐ Earrape 7/7 ---{Music}--- ☐ Eargasmic ☐ You may even want to pay for it ☑ It works well ☐ Bland and not worth paying attention to ☐ Not something I'd want to listen to ☐ Makes Keyboard Cat sound like Mozart ☐ It legitimately hurts to listen to ☐ None whatsoever 5/7 ---{Audience}--- ☐ Children ☑ Nerds ☑ Geeks ☐ Bros ☐ Weebs ☐ Horrible People ☐ Casuals ☐ Has an age restriction you'll need to pay attention to ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Could run on a PC powered by potato electrolytes ☐ It runs smoothly on pretty much anything ☐ Windows 98 and a dream ☑ A computer less than 10 years old ☐ A fairly recent PC ☐ Hope you have the latest hardware ☐ May require you to be CEO of Google 4/7 ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ The game literally plays itself ☐ You have to press more than one button ☑ Easy once you get the hang of it ☐ Spiky, enough to challenge you ☐ Dark Souls ☐ NES TMNT ---{Story}--- ☐ Prepare to be declared missing ☐ Lovingly crafted ☑ Well made ☐ It has a one ☐ At least they tried, I guess ☐ On par with Twilight ☐ Didn't know they could get this bad ☐ ♫Random documents and audio logs♫ ☑ Woven story ☐ Stories are for books 5/7 ---{Time Consumption}--- ☐ I didn't even finish my drink in time ☐ Could be done in a couple hours ☑ Could be done in a single sitting, if you're a madman ☐ Good luck getting through this one ☑ Literally limitless ---{Price/Worth}--- ☐ So good, you might even buy all the DLCs full price too ☐ You get the bang for your buck, even at full price ☑ At least 50% off ☐ At least 80% off ☐ Only in a bundle ☐ Not even on sale ☐ The K Foundation literally set fire to their money, and that was a better investment ☐ It's free! ☐ It's freemium 5/7 ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Is somehow bug free ☐ You'd have to be looking for them ☑ Here and there, but they are rare ☐ Occasional, enough to be annoying at times ☐ Prepare for Heisenbugs! ☐ Typical Bethesda game ☐ Ride To Hell: Retribution 5/7 ---{Modding Scene}--- ☐ Mods are the best thing about this game ☑ High quality + high quantity ☐ Lots of at least mediocre mods ☐ The mods do things, but not anything massive ☐ The mods don't add anything new to the game ☐ Has steam workshop support, and that's about it ☐ Good luck finding anything good ☐ There isn't one 6/7 ---{Total Score}--- 4+5+7+5+4+5+5+5+6 = 46 46/9 = 5.11111111 5/7 Total Score ---{Further Notes}--- Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption is one of my favourite games of all time, and now, thanks to Petroglyph, the online multiplayer is available once again! There are some annoyances, such as auto resolves being based on the fleet size, not the quality of the fleet. And the er, interesting ship geometry, it's not uncommon to see ships phasing through each other, in what really should be a catastrophic collision. Is this game worth it? I think so.