Aerrol

I DONT NEED A PICTURE TO BE A MAN

CHASE YOUR DREAMS! EXPLODE FOR GLORY! JOIN MENTAL'S HORDE!

I hope you're not expecting an actual ending to Maff Essect Tree.

Enough armour is when you have 2 suits of chainmail, a breastplate, two metal caps, a helm, two chain leggings, a set of high boots and dwarven shields.

Protip: Trying to kill Satan by crying at him is hard.

noooooooooooooooooooo

Your profile picture has testosterone poisoning.

A GREAT BLOODY YEAR WITH A HAPPY BLOODY END TO YE!

I hate unicorns.

The world needs more Vikings.

LOL SMILEY FACE

Irish spies are often quickly detected due to their tendency to play the fiddle at all times and drink Guinness.

Odin scores my comments and I get 1 point for every comment on your profile and 5 points for every one you respond to. We still have open positions, for anyone else reading this. (Aerrol is not eligible.)

Random comment on your profile.

I should make a game out of posting random comments on your profile.

Uro doesn't know shit about Warhammer 40K! Somebody tell Suicidal Grunt!

I believe friendship can still blossom on the battlefield. ALSO I'M TOTALLY READY TO DEFEND DUNGEONS. Traded my Lugar and Big KIll for Bastion and Dungeon Defenders.

Warhammer 40K destroys friendships! Somebody tell Uro!

AFTER ALL THAT I HATE SPACE MARINE EVEN MORE.

YOU ARE AN ELF SYMPATHIZER!? THIS SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!

We will drive the machine of war with the sword, and the sword, and the sword, and the spear, and the sword, and the spear, and the iron sword of the spear.

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quit steam forever

AXE ON ONE END OF THE HAMMERHEAD, FLAT ON THE OTHER END. MOST OF HANDLE AND HAMMERHEAD CAN BE REMOVED TO REVEAL A BLADE. REMAINING HANDLE IS USED AS GRIP.

DWARVEN MULTI-PURPOSE FIELD TOOL.

PIRATE KITTY CAT

I'll kick your ass on the grass cos im the grass man punk

Whoa Steam profiles! I haven't seen these things in ages. In other news: GIMME MY TICKET BEEYOTCH!

YOU ARE NOT NERDY ENOUGH TO COMPREHEND THE THINGS THAT I SAY

Can you imagine working out lag compensation for a bullet hell shooter? Coop is local only.

you do like swords

herro

Darkness.

HELLO Steam Community Friend Profile Page Ticket Get.

INITIATE COSMIC AERIAL BURNING STEEL GORILLA SUPLEX OF JUSTICE

My Little PUNy: Dat Ass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYyr9xMFtQw

WE, are UN-STOPPA-BOWL

Actually, no. These geese are of perfectly normal size. They just happen to be laying solid iron chairs. This only means that THEY ARE MORE STEALTHY AND HARDER TO HIT

P.S. Mr. Skull says hi

My geese are laying solid iron chairs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0aVCuFHt88

That is so cheating.

DOWN COMBUSTABLE THAT A GONNA YOUR
HOUSE I'M LEMONS INVENT BURNS

FYI, he really did build a combustable house. It was strange.

BLOW UP ALL THE PONIES

I'M GONNA INVENT A COMBUSTABLE HOUSE
THAT BURNS YOUR LEMONS DOWN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d22tJvuQB3c

WE'LL START WITH THE CHUBBY-CHASERS AND THEN MOVE ON TO THE PEDOPHILES

The best part is... is that I understand all of it. VGCATS SCOTT IS TOTALLY A BRONIE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1zZAyLemrI

tl;dr: Flight for Seattle leaves tomorrow.

Decided to contact an old girlfriend. Turns out she must be a bitch now. See below.

Me: Hey kid, want to do some shady dealings?

My mother says not to talk to strangers

Mine said that too, then it turned out she wasn't my mother

hahaha
Whats up Erik!?

I'm in russia, comrade
and very, very bored
what's up with you!?!?!?!
(the punctuation means I am excited)

Russia?? For Vat Darling?

you see what I did there
is I dropped an interest-bomb
and then tried to deflect attention from it
to not seem like a pompous ass
knowing you'd ask about that

lol sneaky bastard

well, see if I were REALLY clever
I would not have explained it
the whole evil genius thing really does me in
I actually left kaliningrad the other night and am in fact in copenhagen. I leave for home country tomorrow!
which will be very nice because I ran out of clean socks 3 days ago. yes I knew you wanted to know about that
I guess it wasn't nearly as interesting as I thought it was
note to self: don't talk about dirty socks to pretty girls
yes I'll have to remember that

In America, Dollar valuable, Ruble worthless. In Soviet Russia it is the same.