Admiral
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Muzenda Okadigbo: It is the gate to the underworl'
** Isandro Mawerte takes the condom on a stick from Muzenda's back
** Isandro Mawerte walks forward waving the stick
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05:37 - Memebot: eh, eggs are pretty good
05:37 - Mike "poo in the loo" Toast: an egg has like 5 grams of protein
05:37 - Memebot: they're just not a complete protein
05:38 - Mike "poo in the loo" Toast: one hard boiled egg has 6 grams of protein
05:38 - Mike "poo in the loo" Toast: the same size of whey protein has like 50
05:38 - Memebot: yeah, but look
05:38 - Memebot: I PAY for the whey, I don't PAY for the eggs
05:38 - Mike "poo in the loo" Toast: you have chickens?
05:39 - Cpl Adrian Shephard: he has a mummy
05:39 - Memebot: ^
05:39 - Memebot: haha
05:39 - Memebot: MUMMY
05:39 - Mike "poo in the loo" Toast: your mom buys them?
05:39 - Mike "poo in the loo" Toast: ?
05:39 - Admiral: no she lays the eggs
05:39 - Memebot: hahaha
05:39 - Cpl Adrian Shephard: hahahah
05:39 - Mike "poo in the loo" Toast: LOL

18:09 - Uberagrippa: OH BOY ROCKET LEAGUE HAS A FREE WEEKEND
18:09 - Adnur'aq: neat I guess
18:09 - Uberagrippa: I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHY EVERYONE AT WORK NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT GAME
18:09 - Adnur'aq: because it's the only game they play probably
18:09 - Uberagrippa: Now you know that is not true
18:09 - Adnur'aq: mostly that's why people go on about one game or another
18:09 - Adnur'aq: like destiny
18:09 - Uberagrippa: They also play Destiny
18:09 - Uberagrippa: Well shit
18:09 - Adnur'aq: HAHAHA

08:13 - toads: https://i.redditmedia.com/HZpEJosqAN_eYzx_QRl8mneomvyLPRjYXOOm_DQT7HU.jpg?w=755&s=272e90cc97319b841f14a067833e0580
08:14 - Adnrk: hillary is obviously a spy main come the fuck on
08:14 - Adnrk: bernie only plays engineer because if he does anything that raises his heartrate too much he'll just keel over and die

02:37 - dicewitch: friendly reminder that the youngest mother was 7
02:37 - dicewitch: she was molested by her father
02:37 - Adnrk: nigga what
02:37 - dicewitch: google it
02:37 - Adnrk: did she at least get a certificate from guinness world records tho
02:37 - dicewitch: hahahaha
02:37 - Miniature Menace: I believe so
02:37 - dicewitch: asking the important questions

01:57 - Adnur'aq: http://i.imgur.com/YvWV7aC.png A LITTLE LATE DON'T YOU THINK
01:58 - Adnur'aq: hmm let me get back to you on that IN SEVEN YEARS
01:58 - fabricant: the original poster might be DEAD
01:58 - Adnur'aq: Offline Since
Jul 4, 2009
01:58 - Adnur'aq: he is
01:58 - Adnur'aq: hahahaha
01:58 - fabricant: oh god

01:00 - fabricant: uh oh https://i.imgur.com/FeI5Mja.jpg
01:01 - fabricant: >Can I take off your top?
>Yes, and please lose yours as well
01:01 - fabricant: fuck off im not taking my top off
01:01 - fabricant: how dare you
01:01 - fabricant: I DONT CONSENT TO THAT
01:01 - Adnur'aq: this stuff just screams some kind of autism to me
01:01 - Adnur'aq: it's like these people don't understand that social cues and the way people interact is MUCH more than purely verbal
01:02 - Adnur'aq: you can completely consent without speaking a word
01:02 - Adnur'aq: and stuff like this will not prevent "rape" it almost seems designed to increase the number of "rapes"
01:02 - fabricant: Yes of course I'd like to engage in sexual intercourse with you... just after my solicitor has made sure all the paperwork is in order. After that, just have to apply for the court order, wait for it to be processed and posted and then its sexy time.
01:02 - Adnur'aq: oooh I love when you talk legal to me
01:03 - Adnur'aq: that really gets me going
01:04 - Adnur'aq: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44p49BJ04rU&t=44s
01:04 - fabricant: oh yeah
01:05 - fabricant: that sounds good

18:13 - fabricant: http://i.imgur.com/Lawl8LM.png
18:14 - fabricant: i love the outdoors
18:14 - Adnurak: I like long walks on the beach and sharing bank account details

19:05 - fabricant: http://gfycat.com/RealisticFirmIntermediateegret
19:06 - Adnurak: that is absolutely the best thing to do
19:06 - Adnurak: I wish my teammates would listen when I tell them to do this
19:06 - Adnurak: GET RID
19:07 - Adnurak: OF THE AUTO
19:07 - Adnurak: GET IT OUT OF THE MAP
19:10 - Adnurak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhtrB52rd30&t=1h56m16s
19:11 - fabricant: we can use it against the counter-terrorists
19:11 - Adnurak: THERE'S NO CONTROLLING THAT KIND OF POWER

[00:01:00] (Channel) Fabricant: http://gfycat.com/ArcticIdealHarvestmouse
[00:01:27] (Channel) Fabricant: testing mouse sensitivity on a new game

01:17 - wib: i eat shit too

16:45 - Admiral: Phil Fish is so far up his own ass it's unbelievable
16:47 - Saxton: hipster ouroboros

19:38 - Zero: Who wants to play video games?
19:38 - Meiji disconnected.

22:50 - Saxton: springfeel the hedgeheg
22:51 - Dav: pssh....
22:51 - Admiral: 8 inch nails
22:51 - Admiral: (on finger)
22:51 - Meiji: can you handle that kid

01:22 - Dav: I'm on owl now
01:23 - Dav: FUCK YOU OWL
01:44 - Dav: FUCK THIS FUCKING OWL
01:44 - Dav disconnected.

[23:18:46] <Madnath> where the fuck is my tabard
[23:18:46] <Adnurak> Where's your tabard

http://i.imgur.com/kPxSLk6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bl4MCYN.jpg

[02:15:18] You smile at Fabricant.
[02:15:21] You smile at Steelmerc.
[02:15:30] You tickle the shaft playfully.
[02:15:46] Steelmerc takes a long good look at you.

05:41 - fabricant: GOD DAMNIT ADMIRAL http://i.imgur.com/H9WxByh.jpg

02:34 - Wyv: all your names suck
02:35 - Admiral: Sorry qib
02:35 - Wyv: THAT'S QYB TO YOU FAGGOT
02:35 - Admiral: http://www.qib.com.qa/en/index.aspx
02:35 - Admiral: Allahu akbar
02:35 - Wyv: yes give me all your
02:35 - Wyv: uh
02:35 - Wyv: what currency do they use in quatar
02:36 - Admiral: virgins
02:36 - Wyv: qa
02:36 - Wyv: qatar
02:36 - Wyv: yes
02:36 - Wyv: give me all your virgins

Recent Activity

4,605 hrs on record
last played on May 28
289 hrs on record
last played on May 25
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last played on May 24
7heGoalkeeper May 20 @ 1:28pm 
+rep good player, good luck in mid
Divine May 18 @ 5:12am 
Admiral and compliments, nonononoonono
foblo† May 16 @ 8:29pm 
Hey umm... just piping up to mention how good a player you are. You're a pretty good demoman, I must say. Not really going to tack any unnessary words on there though, as I honestly don't want to sound annoying. (I was the MVP medic on the rival team, and didn't really fight barring two demoknights who went for the pick so... *Shrug*)
Nawan May 8 @ 1:50pm 
Added regarding etf2l rec post
Divine May 3 @ 12:34pm 
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Rookzilla May 2 @ 1:17am 
sqork sqork, sucky blood