The God of Action and Adventure, the platformer great,
A hero by name, and an alpha by fate;
With a Whip or a Gun, or whatever it may be,
Nothing stands in his way, with a princess in need.
Along side him there was, a rather peculiar lad,
Quiet by nature, with a desire to frag:
First Person Shooters are his field, his sole expertise,
And no one is better, at bringing noobs to their knees.
And there is no mistake, with his many bruises and scrapes,
The one who beats his opponents into interesting shapes;
It's the God of fighting games, and that's the reason he drools,
Too many blows to the head, and kicks to the jewels.
Be it a suprise zergling rush, or a skilled micro-management,
Through the fog of war, there is the God that handle it;
Empires had risen and had fallen, under his sole command,
There was just no disguising the real-time strategy fan.
There was the God of the racing genre, looking ready to start,
With his goggles and racing gloves, and speed in his heart;
In a plane, or a boat, or just a fast automobile,
He's always at home when behind some sort of wheel.
And as everyone does, when the vixen of roleplay they saw,
The arcade gamers had to kneel down, to pick up their jaws,
With her mana and hit points, and ten-sided die,
Many fall under her RPG spell, and never know why.
And last but not least, the God of sports games,
Ailed by an old football injury, or that's what he claims;
Yard by yard and inning by inning, year after year,
They say he loves winning...almost as much as beer.
When we die, We all go to the Arcade in the sky, Arcadion, and game with the God's themselves.
The Commandments of Gaming
I. Gaming Is Thy Holy Pastime, Thou Shalt Not Have Outdoor Activities Before Thee.
II. Thou Shalt Not Be Fanboyish In The Name Of Gaming
III. Remember Thou Keep Holy The Game Release Dates.
IV. Honor Thy PC And Thy Console.
V. Thou Shalt Not Kill Steal.
VI. Thou Shalt Not Frag...Without Gloating In The Aftermath.
VII. Thou Shalt Lose Graciously; Thou Shalt Not Bitch Nor Whine When Fragged.
VIII. Thou Shalt Accept Dice Rolls As The Will Of The Gods.
IX. Thou Shalt Teabag Only In The Wake Of Unquestionable Ownage.
X. Thou Shalt Not Cheat Nor Support The Farming Of Gold.
XI. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbours Rocket Launcher; Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbours Epic Mount, Nor His Video Card, Nor His High Score.
XII. Know Thy Group Function; Thy DPS Shalt Avoid Aggro, Thy Tank Shalt Not Attempt DPS, Thy Mage Shalt Not Forget Mana Potions, And Thy Healer Shalt Not Go AFK Without Notifying Thy Group.
Welcome to the iOGaming STEAM Community Group! We are an international multi-gaming community (not a clan) with a wide player base all across the world! We currently officially support Team Fortress 2, Left4Dead Series, Battlefield Bad Company 2, Battlefield 2, Heroes of Newerth, and expanding! All of our members share a common belief of playing together and playing to win! We're the only community to give away free stuff just for playing on our servers, so check out all of our servers and our website! Additionally, we hold tournaments very often so be sure to check back and play in any of one of our FIFTEEN servers throughout the variety of games we offer: TF2, Left4Dead and Battlefield2.
At iOGaming, we do not sell admin or even VIP reserved slots like most other communities do. We firmly believe that you should not have to pay to hold a spot in our servers and that admin's should only be people who genuinely care about the direction of the community and upholding the fairness & quality the absolute ideal community should offer. However we also believe that if you are donating money to help a community run, you should receive not only recognition, but some sort of physical benefits as well. The staff at iOGaming really took the time to think and develop actual in-game benefits that would not effect game play while adding to the fun of the game. We did just that and are now able to offer you (instantly) upon donation, fun benefits to reward you for helping make iO what it is today. Check out the benefits at: http://iOGaming.net/donate
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No Full screen, very very limited graphics options (Low/Standard/High) No option to change controls. This is a Chrome game that should stick to Chrome, come back to Steam when you've fixed your shit.
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