Recent reviews by AccidentlyOnPurpose

This game isn't bad as bad as people say. Gave me the vibe of a top down, super light weight version of Twisted Metal. (That's being super generous.) But, I had a ton of fun with this so far. It's not worth $9.99, not even 99c. If you are reading this without a copy you should just find a free bundle that includes this. Good for 1-2 hours of fun.

Poor optimization, poor controls, wonky story. Sucks.

5.54/10

This game has some MAD potential. In some aspects it blows it's competitors (PubG) out of the water....most-times.. not. Biggest issues is that currently 60 players in a game equate to about 40. I have no idea what's up, but something seems off!! I watch pubG all the time and one thing is certain. 1 winning team/person.

Honestly, truely; I am a super experienced gamer (but really bbbbaddd.). All genres... Period!!

But if someone like ME (terrible) can "get to the choppa" 3 out of 4 times something is broken. I'm not great at killing, I just managed to make it to the end point.

The game is extremely competitive until the last 10 people. At this point it can really vary. Sometimes it will be 10 actual hu-mons shooting you until the bitter end.

Most times it will be you and 9 other people. You luckily manage to make it to the helicopter with 9 other players active. Your feelings ..."Amazeballs" but then the chopper dips out....

"Wait. There are 3. Three. THREE more seats in this ♥♥♥♥♥. Whats going on?!."

Oh. Actually you were the last REAL player....... 10 players ago. You snuck, crept, slide and skidadled to the finishline... but there was no reason.

1/10 - Cheap Clone of Timberman. Don't Waste The Buck. Cash Grab Game.

I specifically purchased this game thinking it would be another edition of Timberman. Unfortunately, this game fell completely flat! There are no achievements, multiplayer, less characters to unlock. You will simply mine blocks by yourself for about 5-20 minutes or much less until you get bored.

I really don't respect this kind of cash grab. This game is copying a really awesome game, not adding anything of substance. Any thumbs down on negative reviews are just trolls or possibly the developer trying to keep the cash flow rolling.

The developer 'Anarchy Enterprises' has a bunch of crappy games with exceptionally low ratings. They do have 1 title that is positively rated "Kickass Comandos" but I am going to boycott that as well. When you constantly make steaming turds for games eventually the ♥♥♥♥ will come back to you.

Overall, this is ONLY good for $0.15 of card drops. I would factor that into the decision to buy or play this one. But Don't!

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8.2/10 - It's Fun, Well Crafted and Hard! Do You Catch My Drift?

As you might think you must become a master of the drift. I had a difficult time attempting to master this; still haven't. It's not easy but extremely rewarding once you get things down. There isn't any racing elements, but there are a ton of challenges focused around drifting.

The graphics are minimal, clean but still fun to look at. I had so much more luck using a controller, so if possible I would definitely start out with that. Hours of electronic music pumping as you spin and slide around the track. I feel like 50% of players will stop playing this after a few minutes, while the others will stick in the game and try to master the art of drifting.

Overall, I wouldn't pay $12 love it or hate it. It strikes me as a good investment at around $6-7. I would highly recommend trying a demo before investing in the full game. You will quickly know what's up. Check the link below. If it vanishes just message me or Google it. (It's Old; but you will get the basic idea.)
http://gamejolt.com/games/absolute-drift-early-alpha-demo/26804

6.9/10 - Excellent Game-play, Mediocre Story; Average Experience.

By all standards this game is pretty sweet. The GTA-esk game-play is spot on and the open world really keeps you exploring the duration of the story. The problem is: they story is by far the weakest and least entertaining. I do love the nudity, profanity and off the wall entertainment, but at a point you are desensitized and really lose interest in caring.

I have only played Saints Row 2, 3, 4... but I would rank them 3,2,4 easily. The third had some solid game-play, engaging story mixed with off the wall ♥♥♥♥ you want to partake in. This game just HAD to take it to 11 since the other games were so crazy! It was fun fighting aliens and having super powers but honestly it was way too much! I never really even drove a car or hijacked someone because I was stronger and faster than either.

Overall, It was fun. I would pick this up for $10 or so. Don't get me wrong... the campaign could take you 20+ hours and completion 3x that much; but it gets stupid, easy and really boring.

5.2/10 - Beat-boxing + Birds + Basketball = About 30 minutes of fun.

I had some fun with this game for sure, but overall it's too short and has too little polish to go crazy about it. The graphics are cute, and the beat box sounds were fun and the game itself takes some skill to master. End of positives.

I honestly wouldn't even pay the $1.99; more like a 99c game or whatever you value 30 minutes of time at. There are only 8 levels in campaign which can be completed in just half an hour. There is no achievements, cards, menu options or any of the final touches I like to see.

Local multiplayer is available; but I have never once utilized it. (in any game). If I did have friends and they wanted to play something locally it would be a much better game. So to highlight that element above others is weak.

Overall, it's cool but only worth $0.50-0.99. 30 minutes of Game-play.

3.9/10 - Another Copy of a Copy of a Surgery Simulator.

The reviews show mixed at 67%. Don't be absurd! This game isn't fun, original or pleasing in any way. I was honestly irritated and bored after just a few minutes. It's not cute or funny enough to make up for a knock-off that's insanely hard to control. And $10? That's the funniest thing about this!

If you enjoy really difficult games you may be into this. You use the "q-w-e-r-f" keys to control each digit of a hand and use the mouse in move the arm up and down. There are so many elements that need to be moving at the same time in order to succeed. That would be my only positive, adding the extra challenge. The overall game consists of "Pour Tea" "Use Milk" etc.

Overall, Not worth $10. Not the original Surgery Sim. Not worth your time!

8.5/10 - A Great Batman Game, Not One of TellTales Best.

You play as Bruce Wayne, playboy billionaire and Batman! The story picks up at the the Harvey Dent fundraiser for Mayor. Can you help Batman clean up the city of Gotham or will you fall victim to Falconie, Penguin, Joker and more?

I have mixed feeling about this one; I mean it's Batman and TellTale so of course you are going to enjoy it but it really fell short of my expectations. First, there were a few discrepancies that I noticed from this game to the movies and TV series that just seemed like an oversight or a rush-job.

Furthermore, this was 10-11 hours at best which is about the second shortest game behind 'A Wolf Among Us", but that was a really rich and amazing story. It does feel like this game was spit out of the cookie cutter press much more than the other games.

Next, I purchased this game when it came out and the optimization, bugs and overall polish of the game needed attention. This is pretty rare for a TellTale game! The optimization has been fixed and things have been cleaned up however this is easily one of the worst optimized games of their lot.

Overall, definitely worth playing and buying at the right price. If you haven't played any TellTale I would try another title first to get a great impression. At only 10 hours play accordingly; full price is too much for me on this one.

9.5/10 - Hold's It's Own Against The Legendary Games of TellTale!

I held off so long playing this game because it was Minecraft. Friends also told me that you needed to be a fan to truly enjoy this offering. Not True! I didn't know anything about the lore and I had a fantastic time! This TellTale game most reminds me of Tales from the Borderland; journeying around the planet. Episodes 1-4 are apart of one main epic quest, while the other 3-4 are individual but connected stories. At least 16-18 hours of game play in this one.

You play as Jesse, leading your rag tag band of friends in the towns build-off. The winner goes to the prestigious builder conference; you and your friends are determined to be the ones. Will you be able to battle the odds and lead your friends on an epic journey to fame and loot.

Overall, way better than I had expected! I laughed a lot and really enjoyed this. I will pick up the second season in July for sure! Worth full price, bought for $6. First Episode is free right now too!