I kind of wish all the giant type bosses in games had a humongous monster schlong dangling around freely in the wind with very realistic physics emulation that could deal damage to your character if it hits you with enough force. They could also get pretty creative with some of the attack animations, like using their massive ♥♥♥♥ like a propeller by spinning it around causing a knock-back effect. Just an example.

And lastly it would be pretty neat if you could cut it off for an unique boss weapon while degrading their current move-set as a way to reward you for your strategic gameplay. Like tail cutting from the very first Dark Souls.

I think it would add some depth to the overall gameplay experience when it comes to those type of bosses personally.

own a longsword for home defense, just like ye lordes of old intended. four rapscallions break into my cottage. “the bloody ♥♥♥♥?” as i grab my helm and swordbelt. ram a five foot blade into the first man, he’s dead on the spot. draw my seax on the second man, it doesn’t penetrate mail because it’s british and bruises his ribs. i have to resort to the ballistae mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a serrated point, “your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!” the bolt catches two men and shreds them, the force cracks my sidewalk and sends concrete flying. draw flail and run down the last terrified bandit. he dies of brain damage waiting for the police to arrive since blunt force trauma can’t be healed. just as the lordes of olde intended.

but you just responded so therefore you do not think i am ugly and therefore i win you lose

but you just responded so therefore you do not think i am ugly and therefore i win you lose

Bro I thought you said you had a bag of cummies? Why am I even here if you don't got the cummies?

thanks bert