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So the apocalypse is upon is....
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The sights of hell bring its viewers back in.
Michael D. Kaapke
North Las Vegas, Nevada, United States 
[Intro plays]
[Funeral_of_Queen_Mary.wav]
[Scene fades black to Emo sitting next to Wolf, Volt, and Angel on a couch]
[Screne pulls back]
There was me, that is Emo, and my three droogs, that is Wolf, Angel, and Volt, and we sat in the Darkspin Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks who to troll for the evening. The Darkspin milkbar sold Mad milk, mad milk vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old rape-pounding.
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A normal day for emo...
Strip naked, burst out of my window, free fall 28 floors, faceplant in the concrete, make a snow angel out of my own blood, sit and bleed out, DIE, go the pearly gate, say wuzzup to Jesus, do our secret hand shake, look for Buddha, find him, have him reincarnate me into a frog, meet a princess, kiss her, turn into a prince, order my subjects to bring me a computer, play TF2, get high off this sweet palace marijuana, passout, wake up in an abandoned alley, find home, cry myself to sleep. Wake up. repeat
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Alright eveyone it's time for the EmO Awards
THE WALL OF SINNERS
Volt - This man is mah bro
Wolf - What's that wolf? Angel's stuck in a well? This is good :3
Angel - I MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE TODAY
Nick - Token
Ghost - A living mind fuck
Etna - Pretty awesome bitch and also my wife
Spread - Love you girl :3
Evan - SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MAKING ME LAUGH
SBFaggot - Brother in arms, official micspam partner, and all around good buddy.
Plasma - Take off your clothes and come over around seven
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WALL OF MEMORIES
Allan the Rat (1/20/11-4/25/12) Awry ily mmtsm
Poe the Rat (1/20/11-9/12/11)
Awesom3 Kat (March, 2004 - 12/13/11)
My Car (3/29/11 - 1/2/12)
Taylor (8/30/92 - 5/5/12)
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MEET THE EMO: Steriotypical wrist-slicing psychopath
Ok..so let's just start this shit right. A little ways back my mother gave birth to the sun. When she did, I ended up being hatched out of an underdeveloped sperm egg in the center of the sun. When I was hatched I instantly grew a love for fire and all it's burniness. Soon after my hatching I ended up finding home in a flying space museum called Goatville. This museum would be my home where I would find a wife and have 2 kids (and an undeveloped fetus son). I also met many residents there...creating a family.
I found out the secrets to life (never being able to die from this weird ass lookin watch that doesn't tell time). Now I own a casino on the moon called the 7 Suns. Galactic gambling right above Las Vegas.
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Proud harasser of enemy players and making servers hostile environments.
That's about it
Life
I just got baked to this song :D
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Let me start this off by saying. There was a Steam glitch that occured in this game where the only way you could play it was in offline mode.
I beat this game in about 3 hours (mistakes included). This is a very very very very very very very very very very very very very VERY short ass game.
But it's not bad at all. It's actually a very good and entertaining game. I felt for Lynch and his great story.
OVERALL it's not as good as Dead Men but it is severely underated
7/10
(Lynch cried like a pusssyyyyy)
Great game. I would recommend this to anyone who loves racing games.
9/10
I felt that now since I finally finished this game on the PC, that I should right a new more accurate review on it.
So anyway I bought this game on my old computer and it liked like sheeeeit.
Since I got this here new laptop n' stuff I decided to play it again
Ran like a beauty
no lag whatsoever
Bully has been and always will be one of my favorite games.
AND DEFINETLY my favorite Rockstar game
9/10
Fuck gta
You clever bastard, you. :3
*creeperface*