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THE MAN WITH GOLDEN HATS!

BOND JAMES BOND

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.::WTF?!::.'s list of horrible games:

#1. Half-Life 2 and Episodes
Main character doesn't even speak. The story is absolute trash. Settings jump around everywhere way too fast. The contrast between settings is way too much.

#2. Half-Life
What is this? Why is everyone saying it's soo good. Horrible sub-par graphics with (again) silent main character. Story is running around killing stuff. Why can't Valve make a game like Modern Warfare 2? Now that’s intense! So much action!

#3. Portal
What is the point? Shoot portals and win.

#4. Starcraft 2
Yea...uh no.

#5. L4D and L4D2
Is Valve trying to insult my intelligence? Do they ACTUALLY think I would pay to play some mindless run and gun zombie game?

#6. All of the CS games
I’ll play this game if I want to repeatedly get shot in the face and have a crap kill-Death ratio forever engraved on to my Steam account.

#7. Team Fortress 2
Hats? Seriously? WTF is the point? Repetition of horrible gameplay. If the gameplay was atleast somewhat decent it makes up for its repetitiveness, but this is just infreakingexcusable.

#8. Minecraft
Hell, if I wanted to build something with 8-bit graphics, I’ll just play around with my CMOS compression application in a diskette format.

#9. Portal 2
WTF?! Pay an extra 50$ for gels! Played through it. Horrible game.
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