No, seriously, cut it out.
Seriously.
Come on, guys.
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ALL ABOARD THE COLE TRAIN, BABY.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. lolololol
Seriously.
Come on, guys.
Warning: Play at own risk.
It's free, but the level of enjoyment is not. There is a cost to how long you can tolerate the game.
The cost? incompetence.
Listen, I get it, this game's a bit old, and riddled with grenade spam, but there is something you have to agree with me on: this five dollar game is one of the best games ever, and is still king.
Also, fucking mirvs man
Pretty good game here.
It may not have base-building, but this game executes frontline combat pretty effectively, and a great at that. C&C 4's failed attempt to copy DoW2's base mechanism is laughable, but don't fret, there's plenty of action in DoW2 Retribution.
If you're a fan of Dawn of War, and you have the previous games, and you've at least considered DoW2 to be good enough, buy it now. If worse comes to worse, and you don't like the game, it's not that bad. You probably own Dark Crusade/Soulstorm, and gave the newest DoW2 expansion a try.
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United States
Nah, you're alright.
Nothing to receive, everything to deceive.
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