Stewie   Pennsylvania, United States
UGC Highlander S22 Steel Pryo Main
UGC Highlander S21 Steel Pyro Sub
UGC Highlander S18 Iron Pyro Main
Currently Offline
Last Online 39 hrs, 37 mins ago
Favorite Game
Hours played
Box of things
V³ | stew:
pug: Don't ever send me that again.
V³ | stew: HAHAHAHA
V³ | stew: you seem upset
pug: Don't ever send me that again.

V³ | stew: wanna play sum mvm
pugg: I hate mvm
V³ | stew: :(

Chris The Mailbox Player: i broke my dick
V³ | stew: lol
V³ | stew: really
Chris The Mailbox Player: yes
V³ | stew: HOW
Chris The Mailbox Player: idk
Chris The Mailbox Player: i1t just
Chris The Mailbox Player: hap[pens
V³ | stew: LOL

V³ | stew: nice steam name
Jacey's deep gaping wide vagina: thx

Kasekii(Spy main) - Yesterday at 7:25 PM
can someone give me one ref ?
Sentry Gun ( Engi Jman ) - Yesterday at 7:26 PM
Send the offer to me I will except
kakashi(Medic sub) - Yesterday at 8:43 PM
can someone give me ten keys?
Sentry Gun ( Engi Jman ) - Yesterday at 8:46 PM
why do you need 10 keys?
kakashi(Medic sub) - Yesterday at 8:46 PM

svetlana: Anybody up for a
l a t e n i g h t s n a c k ?

s t e w: hi
-W3E- Kakashi: hi
s t e w: ha drugs
-W3E- Kakashi: you selling me some?

s t e w | i need stuff for my box of things
s t e w | sbut
s t e w | i dont wanna force it
s t e w | ya know?
supreme: you're retarded
s t e w | :(

-W3E-Kakashi - Yesterday at 8:43 PM
Your so hot, I could roast my meat on you.

*DEAD* Jesus : and i shall forgive the sins of someone today..if they do one tihng for me...
*DEAD* stew : ok mayng
*DEAD* Jesus : suck my holy dong

12:18 PM - stew: ready
12:18 PM - supreme: yeah
12:18 PM - supreme: but
12:18 PM - supreme: can i have
12:18 PM - supreme: some pizza
12:19 PM - stew: me and mom ate all of it
12:19 PM - stew: sorry
12:19 PM - supreme: fuck

Large Shake with Fries - $5.99 : traps are gay, but gay is superior

[CW] This is Class Warfare: Red Heavy vs Blue Soldier
Purple : its the cold war
BuffedAmbush : alright, who microwaved the cold war?

☭SeizeTheMeansOfProduction☭ : opening a spectrum case this game xd
☭SeizeTheMeansOfProduction☭ has opened a container and found: USP-S | Neo-Noir
☭SeizeTheMeansOfProduction☭ : MG
☭SeizeTheMeansOfProduction☭ : ASHFKAHJKEAEAFJK
☭SeizeTheMeansOfProduction☭ : HAHAHAHA
Ricknonymous : uh
Rick Sanchez : dude nice
k1w0 : what the fuck
*DEAD* ☭SeizeTheMeansOfProduction☭ : DUDE

"With right triangles we are unstoppable" -My Geometry Teacher

Mega smart : scrim machine broke
The Beast From The East : understandable
lil pump ooo lil pump yah : no
raf -iwnl- : can the eng repair it

*DEAD* -WET- Corkscrew : remember, it's only gay if you're gay
Mr. Mints : lol

Sergeant Michael J. Buckets: is this actually a christian server or are they messing around
The Beast From The East: no they are hardcore christian
The Beast From The East: thats the main reason why i am christian
The Beast From The East: how do you think I got so good at rocket jumping?
Sergeant Michael J. Buckets: are you fr or what
Sergeant Michael J. Buckets: i cant tell bc im dumb

The Beast From The East: btw that conversation is going in the box
Sergeant Michael J. Buckets: what
The Beast From The East: on my profile
Sergeant Michael J. Buckets:
Sergeant Michael J. Buckets: put that part in
The Beast From The East: no

nobsx: emp isnt electromagnetic pulse, is epic minecraft porn

(TEAM) micha1 : what if for your drug test you nut in the cup instead of peeing

da beast from da east: 2k points on my modest
dan (rael): its easy to get points on hats
dan (rael): if you fart you get like +10
da beast from da east: LUL

dan (rael): put that in ur box idiot
dan (rael): x
dan (rael): d
dan (rael): x
dan (rael): d
dan (rael): xd
dan (rael): xd
bum: no
dan (rael): bum: no
bum: put that in your box
dan (rael): thats goin in the box
bum: wat

stew - Today at 5:57 PM
yo @the gigabrain [BROKER] broker my uncraftable axtinguisher?
the gigabrain [BROKER] - Today at 5:57 PM
i bang ur mum

Use Buffs, Retard : I went to go flip my fucking meat and you guys lose

L I T T L E B I T C H V I N - Yesterday at 9:22 PM
are you a bit tipsy or something dude
Shirt Burner (pinwheelguy) - Yesterday at 9:23 PM
Wait a minute

GFBIGFAN - Yesterday at 10:10 PM
I got this new anime plot. Basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

Deliciouslyexplosive - Today at 8:06 AM
I had a dream last night where my discord name got changed to "Hillary Clinton". There was a reason why but I forgot lmao

Pocket Sized - Yesterday at 8:13 PM
if there is one thing anybody must know about me
it is that i fucking
pipe organs

Patrick - Today at 12:23 PM
I don't
stew - Today at 2:06 PM
Ban him please
Alex Hironaka - Today at 2:06 PM

entro : Pretzels are in fact satan personified in a salty snack

:thonk:: Hey Adam
:thonk:: What did you make for lunch
:thonk:: I want to brag about what I madr
dan: i just had breakfast
dan: wtf
dan: WAIT IT'S 1;46 WTF
:thonk:: lmaooo
dan: what have i done all day

Ping King: play an game?
stew: yeah sure
stew: im gonna eat lunch first though
Ping King is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Ping King: false
stew: false?
Ping King: i am make joke
stew: haha yes
stew: alright ill be back in like 15 mins
Ping King: penis

bachchain: can't have your cave smelling like fish

svetlana ♕: hi am russian single
svetlana ♕: want to sex
stew: hi russia
stew: open bob and vageen
svetlana ♕: put 1 foot pinus in vagene u will happy
stew: send 500,00,00 bitcoin currency to me or hotel is lock down
svetlana ♕: please kis my pusse for 2 hrs

svetlana ♕ (scert) Jun 14 @ 8:03am
+rep kinda gay

svetlana ♕ (scert) Sep 3 @ 11:15am
+rep still kinda gay

*DEAD* EmptySquash : early ur a pussy
early : lol
bao_ : he is what he eats

lvt.Xieso : chad youre a god
bao_ : ?
lvt.Xieso : will you sign my panties
*DEAD* Chad : thanks
*DEAD* Chad : yes

*DEAD* bao_ : chad
*DEAD* Chad : yes
*DEAD* bao_ : can you sign my water
*DEAD* baptized in fire : chad
*DEAD* Chad : sure
*DEAD* baptized in fire : more like
*DEAD* baptized in fire : bad

RubyLannister : can't blow balloons anymore without being murdered in cold blood

miss me with that straight shit : dietarydrake25 better get his candy ass in this fuckin server

Recent Activity

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last played on Feb 25
「JOJO MEME」 Feb 11 @ 6:26am 
+rep quick, friendly trader
Mr. Durante Feb 4 @ 12:05pm 
+rep don't get your shit twisted he's still kinda gay
Mr. Durante Sep 3, 2017 @ 11:15am 
+rep still kinda gay
Mr. Durante Jun 14, 2017 @ 8:03am 
+rep kinda gay
-Ω-Cristian-Ω- Jan 28, 2017 @ 8:20am 
+rep good and fair trader
Sukafisch Jan 22, 2017 @ 12:01pm 
+rep nice,fair and friendly trader :D