Ryan Jailluminatis
Ryan James   Fremont, California, United States
 
 
Hi, I'm Ryan James. I have Aspergers syndrome; please look it up, thanks. I'm 25 years old, and I wanna make friends who don't hate my awkwardness. I'm new to life; been free from group homes for a year. I was born on November 23, 1990. And I'm a type 4 on the enneagram, the individualist. So you'll learn more about me here: https://www.enneagraminstitute.com/type-4/

This profile description can be way better.

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Here's the kinds of games I'm into:

First-person shooter games (e.g. "Half-Life" and "BioShock")

Third-person shooter (e.g. "Dead Space")

Adventure games with puzzles (e.g. "Myst" and "The Legend of Zelda")

Stealth games (e.g. "Assassin's Creed", "Metal Gear Solid")

Horror games (e.g. "F.E.A.R.")

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I love listening to rap music. Not the shitty kind of rap with stupid ghetto ass lyrics though. I listen to the rap that's creative and catchy, such as Tech N9ne, Dope D.O.D., Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Xzibit, DMX, Three 6 Mafia, etc.

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Here's the kinds of movies I'm into:

Comedy (e.g. "Scary Movie", "The Naked Gun", "Spaceballs", all the "Jay and Silent Bob" movies, and any movie with Leslie Nielsen. Mostly parodies and stoner movies to make it simple)

Action (e.g. "The Matrix", any movie that stars Jason Statham)

Horror (e.g. "Saw" and "The Evil Dead")

Sci-Fi (e.g. All the Marvel stuff and even "Star Wars")

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Here's the kinds of TV shows I'm into:

Comedy (e.g. "The Simpsons", "Futurama", "Beavis and Butt-head", "King of the Hill", "Family Guy", "American Dad", "Robot Chicken", "Tripping the Rift", "The Big Bang Theory", etc.)

Sci-Fi (e.g. "Star Trek: The Original Series", "Star Wars: The Clone Wars", etc.)

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Here's a list of all the game consoles/handhelds I own:

Nintendo GameCube

Nintendo Wii

Nintendo Wii U

Nintendo 3DS XL (fucked up by rain)

A ruined backwards-compatible PlayStation 3 (overheated from keeping "God of War III" paused for two months)

An old worn out, unstable PlayStation Portable 3000 (using it as a flash drive now, sort of)

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My favorite Half-Life mod. Crack-Life is hilarious, it'll laugh your ass off!! Best parody mod for Half-Life that I've ever played!! LMFAO
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BANANANANANANNANANANANANANANANAA Dec 12, 2017 @ 1:40pm 
duck!
Ryan Jailluminatis Jul 31, 2017 @ 9:35pm 
Haven't had consistent access to online gaming since I got evicted from a group home for using pepper-spray a bitchy hag that was forcing me to give her my weed.
LeopoldTheMaster Mar 23, 2017 @ 12:20pm 
Where are you Ryan??!!?! Please come back, I missed yah bro!
RADKILLA[420] Mar 14, 2017 @ 2:52pm 
Yo RYAN!! are you alive? COMEBACK.hope your ok bud..
Ryan Jailluminatis Jan 11, 2017 @ 12:59pm 
Happy new year!
RADKILLA[420] Dec 25, 2016 @ 12:15pm 
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