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99 of 120 (83%) Achievements Earned::
Personal Achievements
Unlocked: Aug 29, 2010 3:55pm
I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
Unlocked: Jan 12, 2011 5:26pm
Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
Unlocked: Jan 27, 2011 8:53am
Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
Unlocked: Apr 2, 2010 5:00pm
I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2011 1:34pm
My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
Unlocked: Jul 29, 2011 8:09am
Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
Unlocked: Mar 28, 2010 1:04pm
Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
Unlocked: May 8, 2010 12:44pm
Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
Unlocked: Jul 11, 2011 12:40pm
Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
Unlocked: Apr 1, 2010 1:37pm
Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
Unlocked: Jul 11, 2011 5:01pm
My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
Unlocked: Jan 25, 2011 12:54pm
Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
Have A Nice Trip
Fall to your death
Unlocked: Jan 12, 2011 5:14pm
See You Next Fall
Fall to your death 50 times
Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
Unlocked: Jan 22, 2011 10:42am
Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
Unlocked: Mar 30, 2010 3:19pm
Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
Purple Heart
Die 10 times without getting a single kill
Unlocked: Mar 28, 2010 1:08pm
I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
Unlocked: Jul 11, 2011 8:40am
I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
Unlocked: Aug 5, 2011 7:04am
I'm Invincible!
Kill 20 enemies in a single life
From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
Unlocked: Apr 1, 2010 1:45pm
Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
Unlocked: Mar 31, 2010 3:19pm
Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
Unlocked: Jan 27, 2011 5:38pm
Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
Unlocked: Jan 22, 2011 3:59pm
Trapped Mouse
Die in one of the traps in Temple that was triggered by an enemy
Asleep With The Fishies!
Die while in combat underwater
Unlocked: Jan 22, 2011 10:39am
This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by bashing them with your shield
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2011 2:00pm
This Is Madness!
Fall to your death from being bashed
The Last Supper
Die shortly after picking up a food pickup
Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
Unlocked: Jul 8, 2011 10:13am
Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
Unlocked: May 11, 2010 1:34pm
Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
Unlocked: Aug 31, 2010 2:03pm
You Shall Not Pass!
Defend territories from enemies 15 times
First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
Unlocked: Apr 3, 2010 5:18pm
Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
Unlocked: Jul 27, 2011 4:54pm
Enemy Of PETA
Kill 1000 enemy parrots
Unlocked: Aug 5, 2011 7:12am
Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
Unlocked: Jul 29, 2011 6:15am
Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
Unlocked: Jan 25, 2011 12:10pm
Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
Unlocked: Jan 27, 2011 10:39am
Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
Unlocked: Jan 27, 2011 10:37am
Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
Unlocked: Mar 31, 2010 2:13pm
Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
Unlocked: Aug 30, 2010 3:53pm
Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
Weakling!
Die from Berserker rage
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2011 2:56pm
Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
Unlocked: Jan 29, 2011 11:48am
Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
Unlocked: Jul 12, 2011 6:45pm
Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
Unlocked: Jul 19, 2011 1:04pm
Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
Unlocked: Jul 17, 2011 9:04am
Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
Unlocked: Jan 28, 2011 8:26am
Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
Unlocked: Jul 9, 2011 4:58pm
POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
Unlocked: Mar 27, 2010 7:53am
I Wish To Register A Complaint!
Parrot dies within 1 second of release
Unlocked: Aug 28, 2010 5:40pm
Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
Unlocked: Apr 4, 2010 1:07pm
Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
Unlocked: Aug 28, 2010 12:36pm
Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
Unlocked: Jul 16, 2011 11:43am
Kills First, Aim Second
Use your shield dash special as you fall to your death
Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
Unlocked: Jul 22, 2011 6:30am
Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
Unlocked: Jan 11, 2011 2:30pm
Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
Unlocked: May 9, 2010 1:35pm
Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
Unlocked: Jul 17, 2011 8:42am
Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2011 5:05pm
Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
Unlocked: Apr 3, 2010 5:36pm
Dinah
Fail to realize the usefulness of the cutlass
Unlocked: Jan 11, 2011 6:29pm
Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
Unlocked: Jul 16, 2011 12:43pm
Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
Unlocked: Jul 20, 2011 9:40am
In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
Unlocked: Jan 12, 2011 3:20pm
Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
Unlocked: Jul 21, 2011 4:34pm
Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
Unlocked: Jul 10, 2011 8:43am
Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2011 6:15pm
Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
Unlocked: Jan 21, 2011 6:41pm
Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
Unlocked: Sep 24, 2011 4:40pm
I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2011 6:35pm
One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
Unlocked: Jul 12, 2011 11:51am
Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
Unlocked: Jul 12, 2011 11:48am
Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2011 2:42pm
Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
Unlocked: Jan 27, 2011 12:02pm
Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
2,751 / 5,000
Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
250,106 / 1,000,000
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
50,224 / 100,000
Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
78,776 / 100,000
Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
431,085 / 1,000,000
A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
32 / 100
Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
302,676 / 1,000,000
Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
433 / 500
The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
3 / 10
So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
3,775 / 10,000
