The Douche

Benjamin

Indiana, United States 

I wish I had a Bugatti or an Ariel Atom

Avatar is Mary-Louise Parker from Weeds Season 4.


AKA Unholyghost07, Mr. White







Quotes:

"lol, it would be fun to flip over you and fill you full of lead..." - Brian

"Why pull out when you can hammer in?" - Brian

"Ramparts, no its Ramherparts" - David

"Kitty get off the router" - David

"Cuase I am a redneck, I can run a TF2 server and hunt deer at the same time" - -=CCC=- HTRN

"I am 48, and it isn't so bad having a wang in your mouth" - David Duchovny talking about his dentist Dr. Wang on Conan O'Brien

"I will ram your page" - Überbay

"Best way to smooth chaulk is with your finger" - Brian

(playing name the song artist, song artist was Billy Joel)
"I knew it started with a bj..." - Danae

"Everyone touches themselves" - Überbay

"Would you like to have sexual congress with my vagina" - Janeane Garofalo "F*ck"

"Most people simply know Bonnaroo as the sound Scooby Doo makes when he climaxes. BONNAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

"This one time in band camp i broke my G string fingering A minor. " - Megamidget

"Your momma is so nasty, she has ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh" - Shaq

"Like reading an manual on cocksucking while your first customer is speeding towards your gums" - Zero Punctuation review of Dragon Age: Origins


"Kitty, you're scaring me. I won't let you inside me kitty, I won't!" - Amalia from Dragon Age: Origins

"Now that we are done with the sappy part of our day, we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh, wait, it isn't tuesday" - Alistar - Dragon Age

"jesus lives in my pants... now get on your knees and pray... " - The Great Holy Pope Pittbully

"ugh!! who stole the fucking cat pic and replaced it with a cute girl pic... Fire that fucker = ) " - Pittbully comment on Uberbays page


"Is it arts and crafts week at panty camp for you too?" - Californication


"I just laid down some serious wolf bait" - Californication

 

[5C1V] The ÜberBully posted on December 16, 2009 @ 6:02pm

here's a quote.... jesus lives in my pants... now get on your knees and pray...

 

[5C1V] Überbay posted on December 01, 2009 @ 12:13am

is that the chick from weeds?

 

Chivalry Mermaid posted on November 30, 2009 @ 5:13pm

Mayonegg

 

Chivalry Mermaid posted on November 30, 2009 @ 5:13pm

And so I squeeze the mayonnaise onto the egg.

 

[5C1V] Überbay posted on November 06, 2009 @ 9:24am

hot megan fox

 

[5C1V] Mr. White posted on October 22, 2009 @ 6:00pm

what

5 Cocks and A Vagina

26 Members  |  4 In-Game  |  11 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

Thanks to Pittbully for the awesome group name.




Come Join us on our server: 72.37.227.146:27015
MotD for the Server (Server Info): 5C1V.zebgames.com/tf2.htm



We started off as a collection of six online friends and we have been slowly adding good respectable players. We are a laid back group that just likes to play together. We have no rules (other than be friendly), requirements, or forums (thank god!). So if you get invited come join us in our mumble voice server (ask any admin for info). Oh, and feel free to wear the tag or not.

5 Cocks:
Pittbully
Megamidget (small)
David
SivCorp
Mr. White (smallest)

A Vagina:
Überbay
Mr. White (occasionally)

Honorary French Canadian Cock eh:
MoLeStO ThE ClOwN (biggest)

Honorary Cocks:
Joker
Nightfire
Andromeda
Wood
Syger (Helel)
Mosho (First honorary mexican cock essay)

If you are looking for an invite, ask any member!

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