>This game is god's gift to gamers. This is the pinacle of first person shooters and competative play. No, it's the pinacle of human compition and interaction. This game requires more skill then brain surgery does, and has more depth then the goddamn fucking ocean.
You like Halo? That shit is terrible compared to this game. Slow goofy space marines playing grab ass in a technocolor dream world ain't got SHIT on this. I mean, if you enjoy faggy and slow shooters with aim assist then you might enjoy Halo.
You like CoD? You're a fucking retard. Only dick juggeling faggots would need iron sights to hit someone. You want killstreaks for shooting people? How about you just shoot people and make your own fucking kills.
No, you probably don't have the conviction or will power to properly learn every little intricacy that this game demands from you. This will be the hardest thing you have ever attempted, and you probably don't have the balls to see it through.
>Get Blops and play with friend's annoying little brother
>He just corner camps with SMGs and says he has skill
>I use the same tactic to prove it's not skill, it's just faggotry
>Beat his score by double
>Tell him to play BC2 as it's way more tactical and takes half a brain to win
>Put him on my account with the best loadouts
>He gets raped
>'Clearly not a skill-based game'
bad.
it's...
*brain pops*
>Gabe enjoying a light snack
and
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liyce4ReDo1qzgcjvo1_500.jpg
>I throw my hands in the air sometimes, saying
AYO
I HAVE POLIO!
>This game is god's gift to gamers. This is the pinacle of first person shooters and competative play. No, it's the pinacle of human compition and interaction. This game requires more skill then brain surgery does, and has more depth then the goddamn fucking ocean.
You like Halo? That shit is terrible compared to this game. Slow goofy space marines playing grab ass in a technocolor dream world ain't got SHIT on this. I mean, if you enjoy faggy and slow shooters with aim assist then you might enjoy Halo.
No, you probably don't have the conviction or will power to properly learn every little intricacy that this game demands from you. This will be the hardest thing you have ever attempted, and you probably don't have the balls to see it through.
>send them an email
>what's shaking?
>expect top-notch build quality
>it is put together like shit
http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9211839/Apple_s_new_MacBook_Pros_raise_quality_concerns
>He just corner camps with SMGs and says he has skill
>I use the same tactic to prove it's not skill, it's just faggotry
>Beat his score by double
>Tell him to play BC2 as it's way more tactical and takes half a brain to win
>Put him on my account with the best loadouts
>He gets raped
>'Clearly not a skill-based game'
Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeHPyVr9hv4.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jC8JIjW2cw
>my face when you actually play that tech demo