Light your way through the darkness with the pyres of burning heretics
Oberosterreich, Austria
Lead us from death to victory, from falsehood to truth. Lead us from despair to hope, from faith to slaughter. Lead us to His strength and an eternity of war. Let His wrath fill our hearts. Death, war, and blood; in vengeance serve the Emperor and the name of Dorn! ~Suffer not the unlean to live~
He found his gaze dwelling on the warrior's face, beautiful and perfect as though able to see beyond the armoured exterior into his soul. In His eyes, his so very ancient eyes, he saw the wisdom of all the ages and the burden of all the knowledge contained within them. "Who are you?" he gasped, his voice sounding grating and pathetic next to the mighty timbre of the golden warrior's voice. "I am the Emperor" said the warrior. It was a simple answer, yet the weight of history and the potential of a glorious future were carried in every syllable. Knowing he would never again hear words spoken with such meaning, he dropped to one knee. In that moment, he knew the truth of the being standing before him. "Welcome to Mars, my lord" he said. "All praise to the Omnissiah."
Some useful stuff: - Orks die - innards decay. - Quhzk is what the duck says. - Everything is so easy when you have a rocket launcher for an arm. - Do not eat the syrup. - Snakes are the biggest worms out there. - "Na, er IS wirklich scheiße!" - Diglett has the second lowest base HP. - "Pit of Zombies" is based on a true story. - There is no humor in the future. - One does not simply take an arrow to the knee. - Die 4 Dethklok. - Spreading gore is time well spent. - The chaos campaign makes no sense. None. Nothing. Nuts. - It's not lupus. - In case of emergency - smash the bastards into the ground. - To work correctly, Skype requires unrestricted outgoing TCP access to all destination ports above 1024. - If you've never played Mass Effect you've wasted your life. - Maybe Howard Shore is no man. Maybe he's a god. - Carry the Emperor's will as your torch. - C# >>>>>> Java
"This is my favourite profile on the citadel!" - Commander Shepard
They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.
Logo at beginning haz lag. This is the first thing you will notice when playing the game.
The second thing: You will be like "Holy shit, this game has the best jumping animation. Ever" It's like only the ...ok, no spoilers here.
It should be played in co-op (because then you can see your partner jumping).
Zombie slaying is fun to: Guy runs towards you, *ziiiiing*, slowmo, decapitation, turn, *schliiing* slowmo, organ loss without consent.
Now I almost forgot another animation: running. While women almost (almost!) move like normal people, men...just don't. You'll see :)
There are also some nice bugs (but not comparable to Skyrim, of course).
I like that you can mod your wapons, sometimes this turns them into really nice murdertools.
It's a game really worth playing, just don't take it too serious (and play it co-op).
Weil a im Steam kann a Wurm ned schaden!
Baratheon: Ours Is The Fury
Lannister: Hear Me Roar!
Greyjoy: We Do Not Sow
Krebsis: MEHR KUSCHELN!
Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them.
They will be of iron will and steely muscle.
In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed.
They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them.
They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against the Terror.
They are the Defenders of Humanity.
They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.