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Dallas Page[3] (born Page Joseph Falkinburg, Jr.; April 5, 1956), better known by his ring name "Diamond" Dallas Page (DDP), is an American retired professional wrestler,[1] fitness instructor and actor, signed to WWE in a Legends contract[citation needed]. In the course of his wrestling career, which spanned two decades, Page has wrestled for mainstream wrestling promotions World Championship Wrestling (WCW),[1] the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE),[1] and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA).[1]
Page first broke into the wrestling business in 1988, as a manager in the American Wrestling Association,[1] where he worked for nine months before signing with WCW in 1991. There, he continued as a manager until late 1991, when he became a wrestler.[1] Over a decade in WCW, Page became a three-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion,[1] two-time WCW United States Heavyweight Champion,[1] four-time WCW World Tag Team Champion[1] and one-time WCW World Television Champion. He is the fourth WCW Triple Crown Champion.[1]
After WCW was sold in 2001, Page signed with the WWF, where he became a one-time WWF European Champion and one-time WWF World Tag Team Champion. Due to a series of injuries, he allowed his contract with the company to expire in 2002.[1] He worked for TNA from 2004 to 2005. Page is now an actor in small-budget films, as well as a fitness guru and motivational speaker.[1]
Here's how my journey with this game went. I hear about the game, I think "oh cripes an indie dungeon crawler, what crap."
Time goes on, hype builds up, and the game starts looking good. So I think to myself "Ok, maybe I will get this."
It gets released on Steam "Up until now there was no price on it, now it's $15? I'll wait for a Christmas sale."
April 17th "Jesus christ this is one of the most boring days of my life." I spend an hour contemplating just going ahead and getting Grimrock to cure my boredom. I eventually breakdown and buy it.
I open the game, go to the options, there is no volume slider.
This shit right here is why I have such intense hatred of indie games.
2) "Forgiveness Blessing" - Cures all ailments of virus or physical qualities.
3) "Hono" - Makes Gays, regardless of gender, become Straight; NEVER to be gay EVER Again.
4) "Peaceful Teaching" - Quells all disputes and disagreements within a 1000 mile radius, and turns all weaponry into dust.
5) "Come to me, my Women" - Locates and attracts 18 to 30-year old single women within a 5-mile radius.
and makes my whole life worthwhile
and that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile