Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Brandon Matzke   New Port Richey, Florida, United States

CPU: i7 6700k @ 4.4GHz
RAM: 32GB G.SKILL Ripjaws V Series DDR4 2400
PSU: EVGA SuperNOVA 750W G1 80+ GOLD
Monitor: AOC G2770PF 27" 1080x1920 144Hz 1ms AMD FreeSync
Case: Corsair Obsidian Series 750D
Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO
Keyboard: G.SKILL RIPJAWS KM780 RGB - Cherry MX Brown
Mouse: Razer Deathadder Chroma
Headphones: Turtle Beach X12
SanDisk X400 M.2 SSD 256GB
2 x SK Hynix Flash Memory 500GB SSD
Seagate 3TB HDD
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What does this guy think he is, an indian?
What is he, a goddamn asshole? What the fuck is he doin’?
Not ever
No way
Now he’s Johnny Hammersticks. Hammered away like he’s freakin’ Tommy Noble
What the hell’s he doin’?
Thinks he’s got it goin’ bossa nova … No way, no way…
What is the garbage?
What is this? Oh I’m … king of the trees, I’m the tree-meister … I count on them

When sometimes I brag? pry? I like to steelst
Yeah right …. yeeeah right
This guy’s a faggot. The guy’s some sort of faggot indian in the teepee. Who does this guy think he is, he’s Captain Knots? He thinks he’s Captain Tying Knots, when everyone needs some knots tied they go to him - BULL. SHIT. Bullshit

Aflkjg such a bitch, he thinks he’s Miss Sand, drinking out of cups… bein’ a bitch

How ‘bout her fist? How bout her fabulusk, bardt
Tired of the little kid in the background fuckin’ goin’ craaazzzaayy
Who’s this guy? Mr. Balloons. Mr. Balloon Hands. No way. No way, get real. Like those things

Mr. Walk Way. Mr. Walk Down Me, I’m The Walk Way … lead me to the building - fuck you!

5, 6, 4, 3

Yeeaheh Right!

Here’s some stupid bitch. Who paid for that floor? Not me. No way!
Never payin’ for no floor ever again. Not ONCE, not NEVA! Nope -

Who’s chair is that? Who brought that goddamn chair here - not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem - that’s what I say

No way. Stupid dresses
Stupid flowers

Lighthouses rule. You don’t like the lighthouse, you suck!

What is this, Sea Horse Captain? What is this - Seahorse-Seashell party? Who didn’t invite me? Why didn’t I get invited?
Seahorse - Sea HELL. What is this? Get real. I’m in love with sea horses. I’m in love with ‘em. They’re so beautiful and cute - I’m in love with the seahorses. They’re fuckin’ unreal, I love them

They’re like all the clocks - I love them. I love sea horses. And I love lookin’ at ‘em
And I love SEA SHELLS. I love sea shell things. I love things with sea shells and sea horses on ‘em. Like blankets, and towels, and little bags. I love ‘em

Sea horses. For-eva

Recent Activity

340 hrs on record
last played on Jan 22
339 hrs on record
last played on Jan 22
21 hrs on record
last played on Jan 22
[WTG]RoyaltyKc Jan 17 @ 3:32pm 
[WTG]RoyaltyKc Jan 11 @ 4:07pm 
5:58 PM - bootlesgg: When girl buys a vibrator its just a bit of "naughty fun", but when a man buys a 240 Volt Fuckmaster 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus and a non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert....
5:58 PM - bootlesgg: talk about double standards
[WTG]RoyaltyKc Jan 10 @ 6:22pm 
Jan. 9th, 2017
Brandon: "Ur fucking gay dude"