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Born in the desert and currently ruler of the Death Star. Lord Vader is most well known for his badass cake trafficking operation, which is run under the ultra clever cover of an intergalactic superempire destroyertron. Vaders business gained the spotlight in 2008 when 15 men were found dead after a "finger lickin' cake incident". The death toll related to Vaders current employees recently rose to a staggering 1.2 million. When asked why so many people had to die, he responded "Bitches be steppin to our turf". The reporter was later found dead, and covered in delicious frosting. Labeled in 2009 as one of the Forbes 299's "Biggest Baddest Mother Effers" His recent conquests include the destruction of the planet DQ, and removal of rollbacks at Wal-Mart. When asked to comment on his whereabouts, his publicist responded simply with the words "suck it dry". Lord Vader hasn't been seen since that bitch Charlie Murphy did that shit that I won't talk about in such a public setting, but if you ARE Charlie Murphy, you know what you did, stop it.
FOX NEWS, you decide, we just provide clearly unbiased facts. TUNE IN NEXT TIME when we kill a baby to prove to middle age single mothers that it's very offensive.
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About NM: We have been around for a while, we all have Ph.D's and go by Dr. We are a psycho cult that is, as the New York Times refers to us "balls to the wall awesome". If you deny that this shit be off the hook you may be prosucted in a federal court. The defense rests that this shit be bangin.
Yes, the front door was nice, But backing the dump truck through the wall was just classy.
