Strong Teeth for A Strong America
My name is Vermin Supreme. I am a Friendly Fascist, I'm a tyrant you should trust, and you should let me run your life, because I do know what is best for you, and because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make.
Gingivitis has been eroding the gumline of this great nation for long enough, and must be stopped. For too long this country has been suffering a great moral, and oral decay in spirit and incisors. Our country's future depends on it's ability to bite back. We can no longer be a nation indentured. Our very salivation is at stake, together we must brace ourselves. As we cross over to the bridgework, into the 23rd century, let us bite the bullet, and together make America a sea of shining smiles from sea to shining sea.
Vote early, vote often, and remember: a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away.
- Pony Based Economy.
- Federal Pony Identification Program.
- Time Travel Research Funding
- Zombie and Pony based Energy.
- Mandatory toothbrushing laws.
- DNA gene splicing to create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.
- Flying Monkey Public Safety Assurance Program
- Secret Dental Police
- Dental Reducation Centers, and Preventive Dental Maintenence Detention Facilities
- Government Issued toothpaste containing an addictive yet harmless substance
Give up a kidney.
