Posted by: Jim
I'm masterbating since last many years.Now I'm twenty seven years old and going to be married within two months. I've never made any sexual relation. But now whenever I do masturbation it takes very few time maximum ten strokes means hardly thirty seconds. some times I get ejaculated even before touching my penis just by rubbing it with any thing. I'm worried about my marrital life. Please help me.
And you're forgetting that in the last game, dubski joined us, and then you followed dubski. So dubski obviously loves us, seeing as he didn't get an invitation.
Welp Spine, you did ask what my job was, so I told you. Plus, I'm not actually starring in any musicals bro, I'm just doing the lighting. So if anything I'd be putting Sandstorm in the spotlight and putting you in the corner where you cry over how much money he makes at the casino and how little money you make stripping for fat strangers. :V
dont get excited this isnt a conversation about ur stupid buffy no one's asking what ur up to u sick weirdo, hang ur fucking dress up massive queer and while ur at it u can throw ur entire buffy collection out the window and calm down on the weird german horror movies too. no one's impressed by ur shit. the only musical ur gonna be starring in is Shakespears Why the Fck is Sandstorm dating a 42 year old? you will play the old woman. u've already mastered the scratchy voice of some old harpy.
I never had tights to begin with Spine. I still have the dresses and one-piece female swimsuits if that's what you're asking, and I still have all of Buffy. I finished it a few weeks ago, along with the season 8 comics, can't wait for season 9!~
And a few weeks works is better than no work you silly goose, because everyone knows you have no work and spend all your free time stripping for Sandstorm while he's playing poker.
I'm going to be working the lights for some musicals bro.
sandstorm has an announcement... wait ill just go ahead and let everyone know for him.
11:12 AM - dubski: holy shit sandstorm
11:12 AM - dubski: ur such a fukin loser
11:13 AM - Alistair Brien: im a loser for having a gf?
11:13 AM - dubski: u used to play like 150 hours a fortnight TF2
11:13 AM - Alistair Brien: what fucking planet are u from?
11:13 AM - dubski: LMFAO UR CALLING HER UR GF
really bro? is dat true bro?wow bro a few weeks work - top achievement. so what ur saying bro is ur actually starting to grow up and u've put away the tights, drama and buffy? that'll be the day faggot, i mean comeon, buffy is so 90's and ur giving me advice on living in the present wow the irony is staggering. that is a pretty disgusting statement saying ur hair is full of sperm, whats ur job for the next few weeks bro? being sandstorms cum rag while he does granny cougar?
I don't do Drama bro, way to live in the past. And I've got a job for the next few weeks bro, doing lighting for some musicals, so I'll be working for that. Your hair is actually greasier and probably filled with more ejaculate than mine is Spine, perhaps you should actually clean yours before I even consider cutting mine, k?
holy shit another 2 consecutive days in a row logged off for sandfuk he's fucking disgusting i bet he's in bed with that old woman and her 5 children rite now, BIT CROWDED IN TEH SAK TONIGHT? DOES SHE MOAN RLY LOUDLY OR DOES SHE HAVE TO STFU SO HER BASTARD CHILDREN DONT HEAR ANOTHER SIBLING BEING CONCIEVED? JUST APPALLING BEHAVIOUR FROM THE LOT OF YOU, SHAMEFUL. BERNKILOL CAN U CUT UR HAIR AND GET THE FUCK OFF UR COMPUTER AND EITHER GET A JOB OR PISS OFF BACK TO SCHOOL COS NO ONE WANTS U AROUND I DONT KNOW WHY U KEEP THINKING UR PART OF THIS GROUP UR PROBABLY ONE OF SANDSTORMS COUGARS BASTARD CHILDREN SHE DUMPED IN A BIN SO DONT ACT LIKE ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHAT U HAVE TO SAY U SILLY BIN CHILD BITCHHOLY FUCK U ANNOY ME FUCKING SCUM BERNKILOL IM SO GLAD I DELETED U ITS BEEN GREAT NOT HEARING ABOUT UR BUFFY QUOTES AND DRAMA CRAP U JUST TALK SHIT ALL THE TIME. BEZERKER UR ATTEMPT AT A COMEBACK IS REPULSIVE -THERES A FEW THINGS WRONG WITH UR STATEMENT MATE.
I MEAN CMON SRSLY DO U RLY THINK CRACKWHORES WITH SAGGY VAGOOS WHO BE HOOKING UP WITH COUNTLESS UNDESIRABLE CANT-GET-LAIDS FROM ALL OVER PLACES AND CALLING IT WORK IS SEXY? THE ANSWER IS NO, ITS NOT SEXY. ITS REPULSIVE.
You keep denying that you're a crackwhore Spine, yet you just posted a broken link, which is one sign of being a crackwhore, crackwhore.
And I don't think you should be talking about how bad MILFs look. All the crack you've done has started to make you look like one with that leathery skin on your face. You're pretty much a MILF only without the children and more of a saggy vagina. And also without the part where people want to have sex with you, which is why I guess you don't have a job. :V
BORT.. DO U THINK UR WITTY POSTING SHIT LIKE THAT? COOL CLASSIC TROLL TECHNIQUES BRO PPL BE MIRIN. BERNKILOL U ARENT EVEN HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN YET SO DONT BOTHER TRYING TO TEACH OTHERS ON WHAT MAKES THEM COOL IN THE SACK U SILLY WEIRDO EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE A LEAF OUT OF MY BOOK COS IM A PERFECT HUMAN BEING AND IM TELLING U THAT HITTING MILFS ---> http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0910/milfs-demotivational-poster-1256697524.jpg IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT ON ANY LEVEL. I MEAN CMON SRSLY DO U RLY THINK OLD WOMEN WITH LOTS OF CHILDREN AND NO HUSBAND HOOKING IN WITH RANDOMS AT WORK ARE SEXY? THE ANSWER IS NO, ITS NOT SEXY. ITS REPULSIVE.
"BERNKI SHUT UP U FUCKING RUDE CUNT DONT U EVER CALL ME A CRACK WHORE AGAIN U HAVE NO EVIDENCE THAT IM DOING CRACK SO U CAN PISS OFF WITH THE ACCUSATIONS"
i've heard a story like this b4. only he went off and fucked his sister and became a massive joke to all of steam. ur messed up faggot, bail out on steam for days on end to go conquer cougar couch havea rethink and dont become steams next big disgrace
When u get back i want u to walk the walk of shame.. u know what uve done sandfuk. No one is happy with ur performance. U think u can just fuk everyone off on steam for days on end for some old fukn granny thats 42yo. TF2 was 125 hours now drops to 25hours per fortnight, holy fukn shit, uve gone from loser to even bigger loser. U need to stop fucking this 42yo and playing tf2 and start spending some time having a think u useless cunt.
BERNKI SHUT UP U FUCKING RUDE CUNT DONT U EVER CALL ME A CRACK WHORE AGAIN U HAVE NO EVIDENCE THAT IM DOING CRACK SO U CAN PISS OFF WITH THE ACCUSATIONS
Spine did you have a bit of a spaz out when you came to the word 'fucked'? You seem to have gotten a 't' in the word, might want to have a rethink about it crackwhore.
you'll never be half the man dubski is bernki faggot, he's alpha and u are fuct go and eat 300 crunchies u chubby ass tartan wearing penis emailing scum. bezerker did u have a bit of a spaz out when u came to the word spaghetti? you seem to have gotten a t and a h in the word, might want to have rethink about it cunt
So, if i don't eat any crunchie bars, I am not even as fat as teh man dubski is at all, but 300 crunchies will get to be half the size dubski is, and 600 will get me up to the obvious enormous size he is.... no wonder he eats enough thpaghetti to feed a family of 27 Italians. Fat cunt.
Are you not accepting of the mutual love between myself and dubski? That picture was made with his best interests at heart, because I know how much he loves delicious boy cock and how he misses his time back in Europe where he could easily get away with a 3 hour session with a cute little Danish boy. I just wanted to let him know I'd be willing to spend eternity with him, by putting his name on my penis. It's quite obvious he spread the picture around to make everyone realise how truly happy he was to see a young boys cock for the first time in years.
what part is confusing to u bernkilol? the part were i called u a faggot cos im pretty sure thats clear as day to everyone since u cant stop urself from sending pictures of ur penis with peoples names on it all over steam
good question faggot when u come up with an answer let me know, i would've gone with ur half the man dubski is but with 300 more crunchies on friday u might get there http://www.facebook.com/groups/153762328025025/ hey feathers fuck up u take photos of text msgs on phones u no longer own and then save them for months on end to bring them out like a massive climax thinking yeh im really gonna fuck spine up with this but guess what? ill always win cos u download 7 seasons of oz and drink irish tea
WOW BLOCK OF RAGE FROM FEATHER INCOMING! NO IM SCREAMING IT AT YOU FEATHERS SO CAPS ARE RELEVANT HERE STFU AND WTF IS WRONG WITH U TALKING SILLY SHIT ABOUT SHAKESPEAR U QUEER WEIRDO GOD UVE TOTALLY LOST ALL OF YOUR MARBLES THIS TIME - I THINK THEY SHOULD JUST CART YOU AWAY STRAPPED TO THE CLOSEST THING TO A CHAIR YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. AND SO UR SUBTLY TRYING TO PALM OFF UR NEW NUMBER NO THANKS I DONT WANT IT U SCUM I CAN GET IT AT ANY TIME OFF A DUNNY WALL IN ANY CITY IN THE WORLD COS UR DISGUSTING FAGGOT WHO LOVES WATCHING 7 SEASONS OF OZ!! AND HANK HOLY SHIT I THINK EVERYONE LIKED U A BIT BETTER WHEN U WERE MORE SILENT FUCKWIT CAN U JUST GO BACK TO BEING A MOPEY SELF ABSORBENT COLOSSIALLY MINCEY QUIET AS ALL FUK DURING GAMES SADSACK PEASANT CUNT THAAANKS UR NAME IS STUPID TOO WHEN ARE U CHANGING IT BACK TO BORT AND GONNA START ACTING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AND NOT LIKE SO MUCH OF A MANCHILD? SHUTUP BERNKILOL U COULD NEVER HOPE TO BE HALF THE MAN DUBSKI IS OK SO DONT SIT THERE AND TRY
No. It MUST be turkish delight or otherwise the soothing effect on the butthurt won't occur, however thpaghetti can be used in conjunction with this method but application of thpaghetti must be strictly concentrated on the chest and face areas in generous amounts.
1 part Turkish delight, slightly warmed until soft and gooey, 2 parts jelly, has to be berry, blueberry or strawberry should do, mix together well, apply to anus, sensually massaging around effected area, occasionally slipping in a sneeky pinky, guarenteed to cure any ailments from upset furious rage to the maxcore to big fat walls of angry buttmad like below.
lmao bort did u decide to be a internet detective like feathercunt too hey? lmfao pathetic peasant cunt resorts to traveling back in time and making a twitter account to look like its me just so he can link it and everyone can think that thats my real name when OBVIOUSLY IT ISNT U ALCOHOLIC CUNT. how many drinks have u had today hank? u seem to be incredibly drunk if u think traveling back in time is a good idea. lmao fukin loser.
DID YOUR CAPSLOCK BUTTON BREAK TOO? YEAH MINE TOO. IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED JUST BEFORE I BEGAN TYPING A WELL THOUGHT-OUT AND PRECISE REPLY TO YOUR OWN ELOQUENT OPUS MAGNUM CRAFTED WITH ALL THE CARE OF MICHAELANGELO CARVING A SCULPTURE OF SHAKESPEARE WRITING A TWEET ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE AND/OR MOST RELEVANT MAKER OF DUBSTEP MUSIC.
IN IT I WAS GOING TO DESCRIBE HOW I HAVE SINCE AQUIRED A NEW MOBILE TELEPHONE UNIT WITH A NEW CODE OF NUMBERS IN WHICH TO CONTACT ME VIA RADIO WAVES AND THUS HAVE NOT EVEN TOUCHED MY OLDER MOBILE TELE-AURAL DEVICE IN QUITE SOME TIME UNTIL RECENTLY; AND I WOULD HAVE ALSO STATED EMPHATICALLY THAT ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT ME THROUGH CRACK-FUELLED LOVE-TEXTS VIA THE PREVIOUS COLLECTION OF NUMERICAL DIGITS WILL BE IN VAIN. BUT ALAS, WE ARE RENDERED ASUNDER VIA CAPITAL LOCKS!
I THINK EVERYONE EXCEPT DUBSKI CAN STFU GOD UR ALL HOPELESS TRYING TO FIND SHIT ON ME AND DUBSKI UR NEVER GONNA WIN WE'RE JUST TOO GOOD AND FEATHERS, SO LET ME GET THIS RITE I APPARENTLY TEXTED U SOMETHING IN EARLY FEBRUARY - ITS NOW AUGUST, UVE STILL GOT THE TEXT MSG AND UR CALLING ME CREEPY? GET ALOT OF MSGS FEATHERCUNT? DO U SAVE THEM ALL SO IT FEELS LIKE U GET BEEPS ALL THE TIME? GOT ALOT OF INBOX ROOM? AND BERKILOL STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY GAMES FAGGOT WE'RE NOT FRIENDS OK. YEH LOL SISSY I LOVE HOW U WAIT FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO TRY SOMETHING ON ME BEFORE U JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON, THE SIGN OF A TRUE ALPHA
You have a beautiful singing voice, and I didn't know you were Russian like they were! It all fits together! All you need to do is replace the strawberries with spaghetti!!!!
I'm masterbating since last many years.Now I'm twenty seven years old and going to be married within two months. I've never made any sexual relation. But now whenever I do masturbation it takes very few time maximum ten strokes means hardly thirty seconds. some times I get ejaculated even before touching my penis just by rubbing it with any thing. I'm worried about my marrital life. Please help me.
And you're forgetting that in the last game, dubski joined us, and then you followed dubski. So dubski obviously loves us, seeing as he didn't get an invitation.
Welp Spine, you did ask what my job was, so I told you. Plus, I'm not actually starring in any musicals bro, I'm just doing the lighting. So if anything I'd be putting Sandstorm in the spotlight and putting you in the corner where you cry over how much money he makes at the casino and how little money you make stripping for fat strangers. :V
And a few weeks works is better than no work you silly goose, because everyone knows you have no work and spend all your free time stripping for Sandstorm while he's playing poker.
I'm going to be working the lights for some musicals bro.
11:12 AM - dubski: holy shit sandstorm
11:12 AM - dubski: ur such a fukin loser
11:13 AM - Alistair Brien: im a loser for having a gf?
11:13 AM - dubski: u used to play like 150 hours a fortnight TF2
11:13 AM - Alistair Brien: what fucking planet are u from?
11:13 AM - dubski: LMFAO UR CALLING HER UR GF
And I don't think you should be talking about how bad MILFs look. All the crack you've done has started to make you look like one with that leathery skin on your face. You're pretty much a MILF only without the children and more of a saggy vagina. And also without the part where people want to have sex with you, which is why I guess you don't have a job. :V
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0910/milfs-demotivational-poster-1256697524.jpg IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT ON ANY LEVEL. I MEAN CMON SRSLY DO U RLY THINK OLD WOMEN WITH LOTS OF CHILDREN AND NO HUSBAND HOOKING IN WITH RANDOMS AT WORK ARE SEXY? THE ANSWER IS NO, ITS NOT SEXY. ITS REPULSIVE.
"Trolling U Always,
Spine xoxo"
ACCORDING TO DUBSKI, FUCKING HOT MILFS INSTEAD OF PLAYING GAMES MAKES YOU A LOSER.
I GUESS DUBSKI ISN'T A LOSER AT ALL THEN. CONGRATULATIONS SANDSTORM, YOU'RE A MASSIVE LOSER.
josef hink is now friends with:
Kid 1
Kid 2
Kid 3
Kid 4
Josef hink likes the wiggles
Josef hink likes creche
Why so delete me off facebook and snap go offline for 4 days? Butthurt?
Trolling U Always,
Spine xoxo
lol @ missing all the satire...
I NO U R BUTT WOT AM I??/1
IN IT I WAS GOING TO DESCRIBE HOW I HAVE SINCE AQUIRED A NEW MOBILE TELEPHONE UNIT WITH A NEW CODE OF NUMBERS IN WHICH TO CONTACT ME VIA RADIO WAVES AND THUS HAVE NOT EVEN TOUCHED MY OLDER MOBILE TELE-AURAL DEVICE IN QUITE SOME TIME UNTIL RECENTLY; AND I WOULD HAVE ALSO STATED EMPHATICALLY THAT ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT ME THROUGH CRACK-FUELLED LOVE-TEXTS VIA THE PREVIOUS COLLECTION OF NUMERICAL DIGITS WILL BE IN VAIN. BUT ALAS, WE ARE RENDERED ASUNDER VIA CAPITAL LOCKS!
derp
But to spread a little bit of gay, I managed to find a video of you, Berzerker and Sandstorm together in bed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM
You have a beautiful singing voice, and I didn't know you were Russian like they were! It all fits together! All you need to do is replace the strawberries with spaghetti!!!!