Last Online: 18 days ago
Just because im gentle donsen't mean im a gentleman
Here are a few words from a wise man i like to call GSP
A friend is like a flower,
a fucking danny to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched you crazy slut.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise and sexy as fuck.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies except when he goes offline.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until I pass out.
Where would we be in this world
if I didnt have a crazy whore like you.
Would you like to be (Ìη)???
Check to see if you fulfill our requirements
-- Must be entertaining at all times
-- Is unfathomably sexy with a pump shotty
-- Willing to drink any time anywhere
-- Has retired from comp L4D because it is gay
