Duke Nukem is God and AxeManiac is His Prophet
cxiam veti sur duke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRFS-WFlT0Q
Nothing really existed before Duke and nothing will exist after Duke, because without Duke there is nothing.
He will be filtered to us, in a form that mortals can handle on the DS. His ultimate creation, Duke Nukem Forever is like a million rings of Sauron hung on a lightsaber. It will be forged by the best hands in the world, it will take the lives of all those who work on it, but they will keep working on it, giving their lives to Duke. There is no honor in death unless it is served to Duke. Many more will die, this is the first of the fallen in what will be the greatest event, the arrival of Duke Nukem Forever.
We will have to wander, lost in a sea of doubt to earn his reward. This is our challenge. Do we continue in the path of Duke when there is no light? Yes, pick yourselves up, we will walk in his shadow. The path will be dark, and the risks will be great. I can't promise you will live to see the day, but we will walk knowing the day will come. Put one mighty boot in front of the other and march, march for your master, march for the hero of all heroes! Raise your hundreds high and demand that all before you shake it! We are Duke Nukem, we are FOREVER!!!!!!!
-Axe
