Captain Cornflake
Jacob   United States
 
 
PLEASE COMMENT WHY YOU'RE ADDING ME BEFORE ADDING ME, THANKS

Hey there! I record for YouTube... whenever, I guess. You can find me here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi3Jmp2hlgQScX6ZX-BI6EA

A few extra things about me?
Welp, I'm an absolute GTA 5 (fuck GTA, fuck Rockstar. They've banned me twice, both for bullshit reasons. I'm done with their shit.) and TF2 addict. I'm a Soldier main, secondary Pyro...
I dunno, what more do you want me to say?

"Super Kami Guru: if its not tf2 its shit"
-November 20th, 2015
2:32PM

The fishiest conversation I've ever had with anyone
Lord Pheonix: Hello
therapist: HI
Lord Pheonix: You need something?
therapist: are you interested in a nuts n bolt killer exclusive
therapist: for your BOA
Lord Pheonix: Hmmmm.....
Lord Pheonix: Lemme see
Lord Pheonix: 32 Keys for something I'm taking 35 minimum on
therapist: so how much you want me to add
Lord Pheonix: Since that's the exact same effect and I'm gonna get the same amount of shit trying to sell it, I'd go for the minimum overpay I said of 45 keys
Lord Pheonix: Wait wtf you don't even own a NB Killer Exclusive
therapist: actually nvm
Lord Pheonix: Hold up
Lord Pheonix: Why are you offering with an unusual you don't own
therapist: i do have a nnb killer exclusive btw
therapist: check again
Lord Pheonix: It's not in your inventory
Lord Pheonix: That's really fishy
therapist: it is
therapist: dude
therapist: check
therapist: again
Lord Pheonix: It just showed up
therapist: so
therapist: you need anything else
Lord Pheonix: Are you even buying
therapist: nah
therapist is now Offline.


Currently Online
Welcome to my profile, whoever you are!
IF YOU ARE COMING FROM A TRADE SITE, LEAVE A COMMENT AS TO WHAT YOU ARE BUYING OR WHY YOU ADDED ME. I WILL IGNORE ALL OTHER REQUESTS.

Well, hello there! Welcome to the profile of Captain Cornflake!
IF I DON'T HAVE AN AD FOR IT SOMEWHERE, I'M NOT SELLING IT, STOP ADDING ME FOR CRAP I'M NOT SELLING.

I'm a guy with next to no life who plays TF2 nearly all of the time to keep his brain from melting out of his ears. I'm also really fucking lazy and never turn my computer off, so if it says that I'm online or in-game, nine times out of ten, I'm usually not at my computer. Don't think that me not being offline means I'm readily availabe.

Also, I do YouTube! The link to my channel is right here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi3Jmp2hlgQScX6ZX-BI6EA
Subscribe, why don'tcha?

I also do SFM Posters now! I do charge for them, though, but it usually won't run you too much. It really depends on how hard what you're asking me to do is.

Notable Moments
2/15/16-I'm dropping out of higher-tier trading for a while.
I've embarked on a short Unusual trading spree, and lost about $30 from it(lol). I'm gonna try to regain what's been lost, and maybe then I'll get back in on that sweet hatty action.
5/2/16-Completed my craft #5 Heavy loadout.
I have no idea why I thought this was a good idea but I honestly love it. It looks so goooooood
7/21/16-MUSCLEKAY NOTICED ME
HE MADE A VIDEO WITH MY REDDIT POST AND THEN I GOT FLAMED BUT IDGAF
Da post Da video
8/1/16-My first God-tier item.
A Burning Flames Grenadier's Softcap.
I win trading.

Extra
I deal in low- mid-tier Unusual TF2 trading. This means I deal mainly in Unusuals/Australiums worth anything from 12-70 Keys, 70 being the biggest trade I've ever made. If you're going to offer me something, I suggest you keep these things in mind:
- I do NOT pay extra for Killstreaks. Unless they're professional. But even then, I don't pay full.
- I do NOT pay extra for paints. The only exceptions to this are keys worth ~1 Key+.
- I DO have SLIGHT patience for escrow. Just tell me beforehand about it.

- I'm a sucker for inexpensive FacNews. By inexpensive, I mean ~1 key.


That's really it from me. Happy trading!
-Cornflake

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guru Dec 29, 2016 @ 7:28pm 
If it's not turbine it's shit
Floyd Oct 12, 2016 @ 7:54am 
Hi there. I added you for the softcap. Maybe you're willing to sell it for pure keys.
Buttlet Jul 20, 2016 @ 8:04pm 
I wanna see dat vid
WIK Jul 3, 2016 @ 2:14pm 
Added to help you with rendering SFM
gli-scor May 30, 2016 @ 2:16pm 
Hey, I have some items for you. Trade me when you're online!

+rep good shit
Pursuit Of Happiness May 22, 2016 @ 6:25am 
GTA ONLINE