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来美国两年半,陆陆续续跟警察打过三次交到,现在写出来希望对后人有用~" K4 [0 I; R* {* Q0 SY6 O5 @; a- N 1. 德州便衣 暑假甚是无聊,一天醒来突然想出去搭车玩玩(美国人叫 Hitchhiking), 第二天早上就拿着牌子站在I-10高速路旁等待第一位好心人。一路都还挺顺利,遇到很多好心人。但到了德州我才知道,Hitchhiking在德州是illegal, 两个便衣警察开着一辆大pickup,直接冲上人行道把我的 “Anywhere but here" 牌子抢走,还狠狠地警告我”If I see you again, you go to jail". 当时我都还没反应过来,他们已经开走了! WTF~~~朋友警告过我德州的警察都是jerk,果然名不虚传。# H; |/ M" c2 `1 V& X & J3 V* g) u4 f# ^" |0 F 2. 交警MM 半夜12点,困得不行,在限速60M的桥上开到了77M, 希望早点回家!刚下一个坡就发现一交警躲在桥下(**, 果然像网上说的那样猥琐),立马减速!发现没有亮灯,心中暗喜了一下。就这样开了不到两分钟,后面警灯竟然亮了(WTF~~竟然跟踪我,欺负我大半夜看不到后面的车吗), 在美国的第一次pull over就这样献出去了。交警知识我还是有一点的,所以我坐在车里等着,躺着后排的朋友还在打鼾(are you **ing kidding me) 。结果等了一会儿都没人来,反而叫我下车出去,好吧!一下车发现是女交警,还冲着我笑,心中暗喜了一下。d: O& x* ^6 o/ Z" o “You are working late"(心想why I **ing say that). "The limit on this road is 60, you are driving 77” “Oh really, I thought I set 73, maybe because the downhill" (**, 73也超了13M) "Maybe" "Hey I'm student, I have class tmr, so..."(打同情牌) balabala... "Okay, this is just a warning this time, don't speed again". F4 L& {, r, c. L "Thank you so much"(滚回车里,后排还在打鼾) 就这样第一次被pull over竟然顺利说服交警免掉ticket, 事后朋友开玩笑说我应该要那MM的电话,O(∩_∩)O哈哈~! 所以面对交警一定要微笑,放松,说实话,必要地时候flirt一下,他们或许会放你一马的。- j$ {6 ~9 j1 C* m- i: c% ` 5 m+ H0 J5 V- L6 S6 ?* H 3. sheriff 和 cop 勾结# X" X+ ~- E4 oi! x$ q 刚在加油站加完油准备左转上路,结果被马路对面左转上路的sheriff车撞到了屁股(WTF~~大白天被警察撞!!)好吧,靠边等警察来录笔录,于是乎跟那sheriff闲聊,原来他以前在军队特种部队里呆过(不知道为什么,我还有点倍感荣喜被他撞)。过了一会儿,来了一堆sheriff和police的车(这是什么个驾驶,不过老子还是很淡定的,心想老子又没犯事不怕你)。过后就是各种录笔录,结果发现我insurance还没打印(WTF~~), 还好有电脑,结果没下载(WTF~~),于是乎跑到马路对面去趁网,刚下载回来给警察看,他竟然说他已经有了(WTF~~), 而且我发现那帮sheriff已经走了(心里感觉有点不对劲)。~7 t. k. X/ y/ h 跑过去问警察” So, whose fault?", r" v; b" d: H8 q( D9 f "It's yours, he was already in the central line, you turned in front of him, he tried to avoid you, that's how he hit you" (THAT'S BULLsh*t, 当然我没喊出来) “WHAT!!That's not try, I was about to proceed to central line, he came out and hit my back" Balabala.. "Hey, there should have
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