The Looney Bin
We're not a clan. We're not a movement. We're just a bunch of random trolls and communists that enjoy ourselves too much. Best watch yourself, we might get you in our sights one day.
We grew up on the Looney Bin, we lived on the Looney Bin, we died on the Looney Bin, and we rose from the grave on...Team Fortress 2, but shut up about that.
Madness grips us with each step forward we take. It is in these unnerving times that we, as those justly chosen by His will, must hold fast to our determination and sanity. For it is in these times that giants rise and fall, earthly things sink into monotony, and faces shift without reason.
Unfolding events have made clear that not all is built to stand the test of time. As these greats around us slip from their graces, those who truly believe in His divine presence should turn inwards to examine their own fortitude and willpower. We must all know one simple fact; only He shall weather the test of time and it is only He who can shelter His children's immortal essence under His own. Many seek to subvert our glorious fate, to steal us away from the path of the righteous, yet it is only because they know their sins would bring damnation under the unwavering spotlight of He Who Comes.
It is, however, not simply fortitude and confidence we must muster in ourselves, but wisdom and sanity. Bizarre events and resurgent horrors remind us that it is not simply the heretic and unbeliever that threaten, but all that is wrong in our mortal existence. For the chosen and their disciples to bring about His coming, it must be with clear mind and steady hand. For His divinity to grace us, it must be upon a magnificent throne only our combined efforts can build.
Finally, for His glory to be heard and shake the heavens, we must be one; a single, indomitable voice, calling His name in unison with pride. As it has been known for ages, our united strength is unmatched. Our unified charisma is faultless. With as much power as the confines of our earthly plane can bear, we will strike out - together - with unerring accuracy to pierce through the laws of this universe themselves, to strike clear that path upon which He shall come. We, as a single, inseparable gathering, cannot be denied. The glory of His coming cannot be shaken. We will have what is ours and carry out His will, for the faith of our collective cannot be broken when shouldered as one.