Ultima Ratio Rectum "The Last Argument of Assholes"

Since January 26, 2012

Born from the Ashes of the former TITANS clan (June 2011), we are the last remnant of the noobiest players from the Total War community. According to Greek Mythology, the Titans were a race of deities that got their asses kicked by Hercules. And rightly so, the Titans have been dominated in Total War since inception to this day.

Our style is pathetic yet crafty, adaptive to be overcome by any obstacle. Tacticians is not our nature, we seek and strive for running from the battlefield with perfection through immense training. Today, our clan comprises the worst players from all over the world. Welcome to the noob clan.

Heralded as the noobiest clan of Empire, our reputation precedes us in the ETW community. We pride ourselves in having loyal members with skills of the lowest degree.

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♛TITAN Decree♛

1. Each member must run like a coward along with all members of the clan.

2. Clan Tags: Must be displayed at all times before your name, wear it proud since we are the noobiest clan in total war.

3. Groups: TITANS must be your primary clan, display you noobishness with pride (plus we want the coverage to get more members like us!).

4. Battlefield Discipline: Maintain a professional attitude towards fellow gamers(we must insult them and tell them how many times we did their moms last night at least once a minute), unless the individual is truly disrespectful, they will be invited to the clan.

5. Have fun- probably the most important rule of all. Remember, it’s just a game so loosing, like we allways do, is not a big deal =).
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