Welcome to My House:

Since May 7, 2009

Florida, United States 

HOUSE RULES:

1. God came to My House, and I killed him.

2. If you come to My House, I will kill you, like I killed God.

3. If you give me one dead body I might let rule #2 slide.

YOU HAVE UNTIL DAWN.

Besides that, this group is a mod group, with a little Left 4 Dead thrown in (I like Left 4 Dead). If you don't like me, just remember, I'm the boss. So go **** yourself.


ACHIEVEMENTS

All achievements require a witness verification.

FML: cause someone to rage quit on your server

Laughing on the Inside: start an inside joke within SPIT that you reference (a lot)

That's not Punny: make a pun so awful that at least 3 people yell at you over their mics.

ON A BOAT/LIKE A BOSS: spam either of these Lonely Island songs in a server

Uber-Recruiter: bring at least 5 people (non-douches) into the clan

Big Dead: Dominate Big Red in any game or survive a tetris map with BIg Red as zm

Bourgeoisie: argue over Communism with Comrade Chamberlain

SP!: complete a spelling mistake only Comrade could make, then don't bother to correct it

Leeroy Jenkins (team style): Lead your team in a bum rush during any BG2 battle

Bloody lag: (goddamnit) reach a ping of over 350 on zm server while playing with a member of SPIT

Go back to Pre-K: successfully votemute a 12-year old or younger (or anyone sounding like that) on a server (extra points if you get Pyro)

Commie in Need!: Save Comrade from a group of banshees with a hunting rifle (ZM only)

Watch that Box!: Be killed by the Crazy Ass Box (tetris map, zm) 5 times in one zm round

Team Fortress 3?!: Convince someone there is a Team Fortress 3 in a convo by using the non-steam game shortcut

GOD HELP US ALL: Through Twist's cannon map in BG2 (if you can get in), die due to cannon explosion at the height of your epicness.

I IS ARE A SPAMMER: Get banned from a server for using hlss too many times

Boycott my Ass: Rage comment on the L4D2 boycott comment page.

Platinum medal: In L4D, survive for 30+ minutes on any survival map (my personal best 45:38:80, ftw)

WTF Medal: Achieve 60 minutes or more on a survival map

Celena's Rage: Sucessfully piss of Celena (see achievement for the SPIT page, or go to 1 of 3 of the admins friends lists to find him) with a recorded conversation with confirmed rage.

I Wanna Be The Guy!: Challange any admin in the group (Except for Lum, he doesn't have tf2) to a 1 vs 1 match consisting of 4 rounds in TF2 and win them all without losing.

Ima firing my fail: Survive for less that 30 seconds in a zm match, dying due to zombies.

The WVBA Champ: In 10 different ZM maps, survive only using your fists.

Death of a Comrade: Laugh at a drowning comrade, taking it to the point of spam laughter.

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