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PRAISE MR.CACTUS!!!! (\(pMc)/)

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WE LOVE THE CACTUS

34 Members | 7 In-Game | 13 Online | 0 in Chat

Since July 24, 2009

Arizona, United States

Welcome to PRAISE MR.CACTUS, we are not a cult, just a bunch of fun loving people that praise the one known as cactus :3 we have a few rules for the people who care :D!

Rule number 1 :Never say bad things 2 ur cactus brothers!

Rule number 2 :Never think/say anything bad 2 ur god . MR.CACTUS.

Rule 3:Never disrespect the cactus

Rule 4:Bow to the CACTUS

Rule 5 :Never hurt the cactus

Rule 6:LOVE THE CACTUS!!!

A word from one of our brotheren, who has now fullt been able to script down the awesomeness of MR.CACTUS!!!! in the words of pirate i give you!!!!! MR. CACTUS...our pholosohpy!!!!

The god we refeer as is not a man...nor an animal, even though it is a cactus, it does not show...for...there is no god! in gaming, there is only cactus, when you pray to god to stop getting camped...why try so hard for nothing? its clearly you arnt praying hard enough?...NO its who you are begging..The cactus is the one who gives us our skill, this is why we have bad and good days, for it is not you who is good, you simply log onn, click buttons, and log off, your skill is determined on if or not the cactus guides you. All gamers beleive that when you play long enough you get better! wrong, the cactus decides... The cactus shows its love to those who it cares for. The cactus may bless you or shun you weather you know it or not, the cactus is with you allways. For a being such as this This almighty god is addressed as...Mr. Cactus. To practice worshipping the cactus. you must understand SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS ARE HOLY. for you are not kissing your bosses as working, you are kissing the Cactus's ass for his blessing. for, PRAY FOR THE CACTUS AND HE SHALL LOVE YOU. DONT BLESS FOR THE CACTUS, and he shall still...love you.... for the cactus does not see right or wrong, but gaming...and gamers, looking after the owned...and the ownage!

~@@TRUE PIRATE@@\(pMc)/

9/13/09 in remembrance to the day that we cleaned up shop and stared with a clean slate of people who cares!