that OTHER pokémon chat

Good day, traveller! After your long and wearisome journey through the other fabulous pokémon related groups the steam community has to offer, you've finally set foot down in our cosy little chat.

And this isn't just a Pokémon chat. Oh no. We also like to talk about the weather and what we had for breakfast this morning. (Dicks usually.)

We're not a place of many rules, or many scruples. If we had a photocopier, we'd probably only use it to photocopy our butts. The few rules we can afford, though (we're on a tight budget here) are just enough to keep the chat from becoming a horrible place! And they're really more suggestions which you're expected to follow using your own judgement. Play nice and we'll all be good.

- No extensive RPing in chat. NPX is not a roleplay group. We're not overly anal about this, but if you're quite clearly overstepping the line you'll be asked to stop.
- No being a douche. (Unless you're a funny one, which is entirely at the discretion of people armed with kick buttons. Good luck :3)
- No mindless bitching about other chatrooms/groups. Elitism and bitterness are exceptionally counterproductive!
- http://youtu.be/0la5DBtOVNI
- Hazen will edit this profile whenever he goddamn feels like it.
- Grammar exists for a reason. Use it.

Furthermore, please lighten up a little before you knock on the door! We're pretty easy going, and if you're not sure, we're probably kidding.

Your friendly local starholders:

Donner (The Boss):
The big don. The kebab. The owner and founder of the great instistution that is the national pokédex. Our resident Racihu enjoys nothing better than a big wifi antenna, a cruise in his retro car and a good chat about why Jesse is such a fag. Top don, here.

Hazen (Meoowwww!):
Our very own hispanic Luxio maid. And the big muscle of the mod team. Flash kicks, star punches, you name it, this guy can have you out of the chat quicker than you can forward diagonal, down, punch. Love his toohoos, dramatic quotations, and boxercising. Also, he felt the need to bump himself up to second on the list. WHAT A MAN. He deserves it.

Mallard (Quackquackack):
The very duck that is sat here typing this profile. He's absolutely niggerly. Of course. Can normally be found raving about rave music, preening his feathers or making fun of you. Known also as Floaty and Magneto, this British jerk has been many things in his time. But he's always been a huge faggot.

Tricky (Vappy):
Poking out from under a pile of used condoms, and quite possibly a few dragon dicks is our very own Vaporeotter. Hailing from the House of Chink, where he spends his days demolishing mountains of pasta and liasing with glaceonpandas, he likes nothing better than to sit in our fine chat and link fatpita's finest. All hail.

Colonel Luxray (???):
A shadowy figure from beyond the abyss. If you've summoned his prescence, be very, very affraid. Something is terribly wrong.

(QUOTE WALL GONE DUE TO CHARACTER LIMIT ;A;)