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On the eastern shores of Madagascar scientists today made a startling discovery, the washed up body of a malformed creature believed to resemble a rat. This important discovery resembled a transitional species between sewer rats and the species officially named last month as 'The ugliest thing to ever grace this earth" - pegg.

While scientists are yet to do DNA analysis of the species a number of startling features resemble pegg, including a malformed face and wheelchair-bound legs. Dr Michael Hunt has long researched the details of pegg's birth, even publishing I Am Pegg on the anniversary of his birth. He claims this discovery is a step forward "we truly now know some pivotol information regarding his formation". "Originally it was believed a homeless man came into a trashcan which was then struck by lightning where the trashcan tipped over and the semen dripped into a grate which fell into a sewer where a sewer rat ate the semen and the semen developed into a creature which clawed its way out of the sewer rats stomach and was unleashed on the world - this creature being pegg". "Now this hypothesis has changed to include a clown and dolphin's semen - explain peggs amphibious cousin reptile.

Whatever the case behind pegg's birth, this discovery is an important milestone in discovering how such a disgusting, hideous creature could exist on this earth. It may also lead to more information surrounding pegg's lesser sister - celeste.

Fox Sports reporter Tim 'peglife' Botherway.