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On the eastern shores of Madagascar scientists today made a startling discovery, the washed up body of a malformed creature believed to resemble a rat. This important discovery resembled a transitional species between sewer rats and the species officially ... More

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It is believed the amphibian was suffering from an overdose of "Team Fortress 2'. This deadly disease can take other forms due to its active site on the enzyme being transformed. We reported last week about the man, Benjamin Twigg, being exposed to dangero... More

wait this isnt news???

shit

it's been infested with archie