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Evil league of henchmen
Remember what we are
*crackling sound coming out of the intercom*
To all Henchmen, there is a reason why we have simple doctrines everyone has to follow.
It's not a coincidence that the_Evil_itself get's weaker in these days. The S.I.E.G Order (Society of Immeasurable Evil Geniuses) exhorted and listed those of you who impinged against these lores.
As a spur I have ordered a large sign which lists some of our most important lores. My minions (Yeah, I got some minions, pretty neat huh?) have placed it in the brand new chamber of tort... of fun... It's a chamber of fun, you'll love it, just try!
I. Lunatic fighting to the death for our costumers
II. Fill all of the communication channels on the battlefields with insane and unexpected comments!
III. It's not cool to party when you win, we just don't do! you can shout the star trek battle music when you are the last living henchmen in game and it get's pretty nasty with the enemies, thats totally fine with our rules
IV. You are NOT! allowed to shout "ADRIAN! ADRIAN!!!" When you win the fight with a very tiny lead, only the head of henchmen does so!
V. Talk in mysteries, this goes straight with "II." we don't respond to enemies directly, we confuse them, alright?!
VI. He who goes by the letters MMM is no more, watch out for suicide magpies!
VII. Just a filler
VIII. Just a filler
IX. Do stuff no one else does, it confuses them! Crazy class combinations are good!
X. Do not, I repeat, do not look under the wooden stairs in the 3. goldrush, you'll regret it if you do...
Ah and yes.. to bring back the old charm of the league reefer stole some "booze" (I think he might have pronounced it wrong) soundsystems which the minions installed the other day, get ready for some sweet stuff my fellow henchmen!
*Gets his shirt of and dances around in his office* ....So I know what you need when you give me that smile! Well i could dance with you honey, if you think it's funny, does your mother know that you're out...
To all Henchmen, there is a reason why we have simple doctrines everyone has to follow.
It's not a coincidence that the_Evil_itself get's weaker in these days. The S.I.E.G Order (Society of Immeasurable Evil Geniuses) exhorted and listed those of you who impinged against these lores.
As a spur I have ordered a large sign which lists some of our most important lores. My minions (Yeah, I got some minions, pretty neat huh?) have placed it in the brand new chamber of tort... of fun... It's a chamber of fun, you'll love it, just try!
I. Lunatic fighting to the death for our costumers
II. Fill all of the communication channels on the battlefields with insane and unexpected comments!
III. It's not cool to party when you win, we just don't do! you can shout the star trek battle music when you are the last living henchmen in game and it get's pretty nasty with the enemies, thats totally fine with our rules
IV. You are NOT! allowed to shout "ADRIAN! ADRIAN!!!" When you win the fight with a very tiny lead, only the head of henchmen does so!
V. Talk in mysteries, this goes straight with "II." we don't respond to enemies directly, we confuse them, alright?!
VI. He who goes by the letters MMM is no more, watch out for suicide magpies!
VII. Just a filler
VIII. Just a filler
IX. Do stuff no one else does, it confuses them! Crazy class combinations are good!
X. Do not, I repeat, do not look under the wooden stairs in the 3. goldrush, you'll regret it if you do...
Ah and yes.. to bring back the old charm of the league reefer stole some "booze" (I think he might have pronounced it wrong) soundsystems which the minions installed the other day, get ready for some sweet stuff my fellow henchmen!
*Gets his shirt of and dances around in his office* ....So I know what you need when you give me that smile! Well i could dance with you honey, if you think it's funny, does your mother know that you're out...
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